I bought this really cute skirt yesterday, and I’m really eager to wear it, but I’m scared that if I wear a short skirt out in public, I will provoke a rapist to come and attack me. This overwhelming fear has preventing me from going outside in my new skirt. Our society has come to the point where girls are afraid to wear their own clothing and express themselves in public because if they
And I'm definitely gonna read.
Later.
After I play Dark Souls.
You should play Dark Souls.
The Souls are Darkened.
2019766 You have an addiction. Stahp.
2019768 But Dark Souls...
Plus, I'm lonely...
2019777 No.
*takes Dark Souls away*
You are going to go to your room RIGHT NOW, mister!
2019780 Okay...
*takes Dark Souls and locks self in room*
*locks with Timelock*
2019806 THATS NOT GETTING PAST ME!
*screams war cry*
GIVE ME THE GAME THIS INSTANT
2019809 MINE.
THIS ISN'T LIKE YOUR FLAPPY BIRD ADDICTION!!
This game actually has an end...
2019823 *walks up to you, slowly takes game away, and walks away*
You're welcome.
2019834 How did... You get pass the timelock- Screw it.
*tackles you and steals back Dark Souls*
PRAISE THE SUN!
*Runs back into room and Deadlocks door*
2019841 *breaks in through window, lights match, and burns game*
There you go.
2019859 ....
CHAOS CONTROL!
*leaps through Time Portal to save the game, hides it and plays GTA V instead*
Happy?
2019864 Right okay can you just go read my story now?
2019868 Later.
After I play the Dark Souls' and the GTA's.
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