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NarwhalUnicorn


j'ai ete desole, mais je suis deteste Mon Petit Poney.

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    DW

    DOCTOR WHO.

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    THAT FINALE THOUGH

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  • 523 weeks
    LITTLE KIDS THOUGH

    LITTLE KIDS ARE ADORABLE

    FACT.





    im going to cry..


    IMAGINE ONE HUNDRED SECOND GRADERS SINGING YOU ARE MY SUNSHINE. I GOING TO CRY

    IMAGINE ONE HUNDRED KINDERGARTENERS SINGING THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE (GREEN DAY). FREAKING ADORABLE IM GOING TO CRY SAVE MY SOUL.

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Apr
18th
2014

New Story · 12:07am Apr 18th, 2014

Yay.

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Comments ( 17 )

And I'm definitely gonna read.

Later.

After I play Dark Souls.

You should play Dark Souls.

The Souls are Darkened.

2019766 You have an addiction. Stahp.

2019768 But Dark Souls... :fluttercry:

Plus, I'm lonely... :fluttershyouch:

2019777 No.

*takes Dark Souls away*

You are going to go to your room RIGHT NOW, mister!

2019780 Okay... :ajsleepy:

*takes Dark Souls and locks self in room*

*locks with Timelock*

2019806 THATS NOT GETTING PAST ME!

*screams war cry*

:flutterrage: GIVE ME THE GAME THIS INSTANT

2019809 MINE. :twilightangry2:

THIS ISN'T LIKE YOUR FLAPPY BIRD ADDICTION!!:flutterrage:

This game actually has an end...:fluttershysad:

2019823 *walks up to you, slowly takes game away, and walks away*

You're welcome.

2019834 How did... You get pass the timelock- Screw it.

*tackles you and steals back Dark Souls*

PRAISE THE SUN!

*Runs back into room and Deadlocks door*

2019841 *breaks in through window, lights match, and burns game*

There you go.

2019859 ....:twilightangry2:

CHAOS CONTROL!

*leaps through Time Portal to save the game, hides it and plays GTA V instead*

Happy?

2019864 Right okay can you just go read my story now? :ajbemused:

2019868 Later. :rainbowdetermined2:

After I play the Dark Souls' and the GTA's. :rainbowwild:

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