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Think you can come up with a better punchline?
1997395
Nope.
Wait... No... Lost it.
~Skeeter The Lurker
A dragon!
a bowl of cheerios
1997395 I will never be... RON PAUL.
(For a troll option, I mean. That's not serious.)
1997400
You know what's better that a dragon?
A magical girl.
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A white man.
1997410
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I will never be.... Fluttershy.
Deep down, I know I'll never be Derpy Hooves.
Phylicia Rashad.
Hatsune Miku
I know deep down, I'll never be... important.
Or something along those lines: can't think of someone I'd rather be that isn't, well... super.
Regidar
Because... Deep Down... I know... I'll never be... Optimus Prime.
Change the girl into Princess Luna, and the punchline could be "my sister."
What you mean dis bitch ain't Kanye West? Nigga I'm Kanye, you Kanye, the fuckin' banana salesman down th' street is Kanye! I'm the illest mothafucka alive, dis bitch thinks she can just shit all over that and go on her merry way? Hell-NO! She either Kanye, or she a slut. What a waste o' time, right Jay? Jay? Oh, right, Jay-Z is also Kanye! Like she should be!
A goofy goober
I will never be...
NUI HARIME.
The only benefits of being Nui would be getting kissed by my waifu, and be a Lolita who's Cute and Psycho.
Zyzz.
Because deep down I know I will never...be in equestria