50 questions, 49 answers · 2:50pm Apr 9th, 2014
1.) What is your first name?
This might shock some of you but... Dustin.
2.) How old are you?
I am 17.
3.) What country are you from?
I live in the great state of Minnesota, U.S.A.
4.) What do you really look like?
I have not let one person take a pic of me in over eight years, so a description will have to do.
Height: 6'
Hair color: Light brown
Hair length: Around two inches
Eye color: Brown
Build: Slim, but can hold myself in a fight
Ethnicity: Caucasian
5.) What do you really look like?
I would like to look like me, thanks!
6.) How did you come across My Little Pony?
My friend at school made me read My Little Dashie, and then listen to Dashie Mine, by Feather... He is a heartless bastard!
7.) What is your favorite ship and why?
I like Twidash... and Twi-luna... why? Because they are both so cute!!!
8.) What is your least favorite ship and why?
I don't really hate any of them; I just don't enjoy others as much. But if you are going to make meh choose... DiscordxAnyone... I'm not sure why.
9.) Have you admitted to anyone outside of Fimfiction that you love MLP: Only my dad doesn't know, and that is because I haven't seen him in a year... thank Celestia for that! I fucking hate my dad! If you want to know why, PM me and you will get a very short reason.
10.) Were they a family member?
They were the first ones to know... after three months of hiding it...
11.) Favorite MLP Episode?
Testing, Testing... 1, 2, 3.
12.) Who is your favorite superhero?
Does Iron Man count?
13.) Who is your favorite anti-hero?
Magneto.
14.) Who is your favorite super villain?
The U.S. government...
15.) Favorite anti-villain?
??????
16.) What is the last book you read?
My Little PO-MO: Unauthorized Critical Essays on My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic Season One.
17.) Last movie you watched?
Bad Grandpa.
18.) What is your favorite song at the moment?
Manehattan.
19.) What song do you always come back to?
I don't come back to a song; I come back to a band. That band being Aerosmith!!!
20.) What is your current job?
I am helping my parent's friend take apart an old barn, and selling the wood.
21.) If this is not your final job what do you want in the future?
A lot of things.
22.) What is your dream job?
Astronomer.
23.) At this moment in your life, what is your greatest achievement?
Scoring in the top 3% in the U.S.A. on the ASVAB test!
24.) At this moment in your life, what is your greatest failure?
I haven't done anything that would be acceptable for this question.
25.) Do you have any pets?
Three dogs: Bella, Shalia, and B-Boy
One cat: LB
And six fish.
26.) What is your dream pet?
Real life animal would be a wolf.
Fake animal: Unicorn, Pegasus, Alicorn, or a Griffon. I would be okay with any of those.
27.) Do you own any weapons?
4-10 break barrel, 20 gauge, 12 gauge, and .50 cal black powder muzzleloader. Can't find a pic of the one I have.
28.) Is there a gun you really want?
Mini-gun... yah...
29.) What Religion are you?
I'm not religious, but I am also not an atheist.
30.) If you could hang out with one person in all of history who would it be?
Galileo.
31.) If you could bring back one person from the dead for one day who would it be?
Jesus. Just to see if he is real.
32.) Are you political?
No... Not at all. I hate the bad people of the U.S. "Government."
33.) Are you married?
Nope.
34.) Do you have a special somepony?
Yes I do, thanks for asking!
35.) Have a crush on anyone?
No.
36.) Care to explain?
I am in a relationship.
37.) Do you consider yourself attractive?
Nope... But I guess I got something going for me if I have a GF.
38.) If I could spend one day with someone still alive who would it be?
Any one of my FIMFiction friends.
39.) Who is your favorite pony?
Main six: Rainbow Dash.
Princesses: Luna!!!
Background: Applejack Derpy or Vinyl Scratch.
40.) Any embarrassing secrets you would like to share?
I am a lover drunk. If you get me to the point to where I black out, I will love everyone!
41.) If you have done any stories/art what is your favorite piece(s)?
Music: V-Scratch Trance
Stories: Six Word Stories
42.) Are you a virgin?
I'm not sure. Does a BJ count?
43.) What is the craziest thing you have done in your life that you have no regrets about?
Jumping off a 60ft cliff into the Zumbro River.
44.) What is the craziest thing you have done in your life that you have regrets about?
Not going crazy in my old school and killing the people who tormented me daily.
45.) Do you have a fetish of any kind?
No.
46.) Do you regret saying this fetish?
Yes.
47.) What are some of your favorite FIM stories?
Fallout: Equestria
Chaotic Harmony
Past sins
Guardians of many Hues
Lonely Mountains
48.) Favorite Quote?
"Ending a sentence in a preposition is something up with which I will not put."
– Winston Churchill
49.) Did you ever hurt someone's feelings just to hurt them?
Nope.
50.) Did you answer these questions honestly?
Nope. (Because of this last one.)
what does fetish mean?
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A strong and unusual need or desire for something.
I guess MLP counts as a non sexual one.
Let me guess, your dads a jerk
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That would be the understatment of the millenia.
He just... I don't even know where to start.
He would hit my family if we changed the chanel on the TV while he was sleeping on the couch. He is a big guy, to. 6 foot 4, 300 pounds.
My mom is 5 foot 2, 120 pounds... ya, not a good guy.