Apr
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You would not believe the day I've just had... · 5:25am Apr 2nd, 2014
So, I just got back from the hospital after a goat headbutted me in the crotch. For the record, watch out for goats. They look stupid and harmless, but their horns are at a perfect height to nail you in the most sensitive parts of the human anatomy.
Anyway, that's all sorted out now, so...
Um...
Okay, I just checked my recent account activity. Wow. Frickin' goats. I never would've figured they were the ones secretly concealing human-level intellect. And here we all thought they were stupid and boring. Or maybe that's just what they wanted us to think...
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Chengar Qordath · 678 views
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Goats man what you going to do?
They were just... kidding around with us.
1976159
I think this calls for torches and pitchforks. Possibly also an internet search for good goat recipes.
good milk, though.
You were chewing Stride gum weren't you?
1976167 It's all about luring them to the right place at the right time. Like, say, the Brady Goat Cook-off.
1976164 Seriously, stop. You're physically hurting me. (I can only facepalm so many times.
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Methinks a call to a certain minotaur is in order. He needs to get his hirelings back in line...
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1976167 Nah, if you wanna kill something, go for broke and use a missile.
I got it! It's all a conspiracy! The government made these goats because they will be dropped off somewhere and used to fight! I figured it out!!!
Word from Hasbro -- My Little Pony has just been canceled, and they're making a new show instead -- My Little Goatie. Mr. Tumnus is in charge of the project!
Glad you are feeling better.
I can empathise, when I was at school our Chaplin had a pair of small goats that all boys in the first 2 years were expected to help look after. They were adorable, but also bad tempered little gits who were quite happy to butt smaller boys in the buttocks, and larger boys in the back of the knees. I experienced both in my time there.
Why don't you change your profile picture to Goats, Goats everywhere?
Having played Goat Simulator I know exactly how chaotic goats can be, just be thankful this goat didn't have demon horns (presumably).
Does this have to do with the Goat Simulation on steam? (I'm not joking about it being there)
?
1976167
Indeed! Call the hounds!
Have the doctors given you a diagnosis? Aside from the no doubt intense pain, are you all right?