A completely accurate, and totally not made up reason, for why future chapters will be delayed. · 8:18am Apr 1st, 2014
So there I was, writing late at night, working on the next chapter of Sweetie Devil. When all of a sudden, a cosmic monstrosity from another dimension appeared out of no where and attempted to devour me whole!
Luckily, being the incredibly good looking, and astoundingly awesome god of badass that I am, I engaged the beast in epic combat, in a battle that shook the very foundations of the world. Our battle raged over boiling oceans of lava, through furious snow storms and blizzards, and even into the depths of space itself. Then finally with one last might blow, I vanquished my immortal foe, casting his soul forever into oblivion!
Though the beast was slain, the victory was short lived. For shortly after I realized that in the epic carriage of the battlefield, lay my cherished MacBook. Wrecked and broken beyond all use.
It was a tragic loss, one that I am still in mourning over, for without the aid of my beloved computer, I must rely on the use of my frustratingly slow phone to continue writing all my stories. So sadly, I must apologize to all of you, my wonderful readers. For all future updates will be delayed for the time being. But for now, a moment of silence for my fallen laptop.
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Oh yeah, and in case you want a less retarded version of events. A mosquito flew into my monitor, I flipped the fuck out, and punched my laptop clear across the room... Stop laughing, it's not funny!
Edit: Wow, I just realized that this was uploaded on April fools day. Well, sorry to tell you this people, but that last part was no joke. I really did send my computer flying.
My condolences, or Well played Sir depending on if that last line is true or not (given the date).
As somebody that lives in a place were those biting, buzzing she-devils are just about waking from their slumber to once more hunt and torment humanity, I can most certainly sympathize with that reaction.
Part of me wishes you were lying... but part of me wishes this was true...
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You know what really pissed me off though? It was only after I was scraping the bits of my laptop off the floor that I noticed the bastard was one of the bigger ones.
You know... The ones that don't bite.
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Talk about adding insult to injury.
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Believe me, I wish I was lying too... Or at least the part where I punched a hole through my laptop. The Cthulhu bit would've been nice.
HA! loozah!
And now I wouldn't be surprised if Sweetie somehow fought with a giant mosquito of doom coming from the burning pitt of hell sometime later in the story... in a pool of blood.
Sorry for your computer , assuming this is not a joke of course.
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It's not a joke... or at least the last paragraph isn't a joke.
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Too bad , the contrary (First paragraphes being true , last being a joke) would have been awesome.
Well , you would still have lost a computer , but it would have been sacrificed in an apocalyptic battle for the survival of humanity at least.
Still , managing to break your computer while trying to strike a mosquito bare handed is pretty impresive on his own. You most hate those thing with a passion worthy of praise (and that's coming from à guy allergic to them)
I assume the screen is broken ?
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Yes, but it's surprisingly less damaged than I thought it would be.
I punched that mother hard.