Apr
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2014
Quitting Ponies FOREVER! · 5:14am Apr 1st, 2014
That's right, I'm leaving the fandom. Why, you ask? Because I've found a new love, something far, far better than ponies.
You can all look forward to my upcoming stories: "The Life and Times of a Winning Goat" and "The Lunar Goat Rebellion." Maybe even a sneak-peak at my latest planned bit of madness, "Tales from the Goat Empire."
Now I just need to find a website that hosts Goat Fiction...
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Chengar Qordath · 792 views
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wat
BAAAAA-Humbug
1971484 I agree, wat?
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that reference... 
Good luck, dude! Best wishes and we'll miss you and the 3 AM marathon reading sessions you put me through!
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Well I dont blame you. Goat simulator is probably the best game to have ever been made ever.
It's like you're not even trying.
I'm disappointed in ewe. All this April Fool's Day stuff is really getting my goat. It just feels like everyone's bleating a dead horse. But I suppose there's mutton I can do about it.
It's still March here...
You should have just posted the first chapter of the sequel.
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1971519 I laughed harder t that then I should have.
happy april fools day!
I know it's April Fools but that's not funny. Still goats are part of the pony lore. We could always use more stuff focused on Iron Will and Minotaurs in general.
And merry April Fools Day to you too!
Well, since this is the end.
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Wait... It's still March 31!!! Wat?!
Wait, are you like, a day ahead of everyone else?!
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Goat simulator is best game!
Hahaha April 1st April fools day hahaha. Good one chengar.... Didn't expect that. Now.... Where do I find a 200 pound hog that can eat a mushroom from betwix hischeeks....
Jeez-o-pete! Don't scare me like that!
Yeah. Happy April Fools Day, Chengar.
Now I need to get Goat Simulator myself, darnit.
I'd read it!
I knew this day would come.
Chengar you silly Billy.
Iron Will approves
Oh, thank heavens that I'm not the only one that has really been drifting away from ponies in favor of goats. There's just something enchanting about those hideous, misshapen blob pupils that just instantly wins me over when I look in those soulful eyes.
Hello April first
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Indeed. Goats are awesome.
Lyra is going to be very sad now.
Aww sweet! I've been waiting all my life for goat based fiction! You have made my dreams come true!
At first I was gonna be mad
But you know what? You're right. Screw ponies, I am a goat now.
Chengar, I am Disappoint,
I expected a better prank from you.
On the off chance that you're not joking, could you do us the kindness of telling us when Winningverse Rainbow And Pinkie will Bang? I've kinda got money riding on it.
jk
PRAISE THE GOAT KING!!!
1971519 Oh, sweet Celestia, who taught you how to make puns? Mister Freeze? From Brave and the Bold?
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Sheep in the Big City, mostly.