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Izarra Kiania


My level of sarcasm is to the point where I don't even know if I'm kidding or not.

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  • 436 weeks
    Ignorance Is Not Quite Bliss

    Some people say ignorance is bliss. They are wrong.

    Some people say ignorance was bliss. They are also wrong, if only in strict definition.

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  • 448 weeks
    Harmony ≠ Order

    <rant>

    A lot of authors seem to use harmony as a synonym for order, and I can't tell you how much that annoys me. But that won't stop me from trying!

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  • 502 weeks
    How To: Writing Archaic Speech

    I've linked several wiktionary articles in this post. They are somewhat advanced in places, and may not be that clear. In these cases, I've linked to the most appropriate section. In any event, I advise you to do some research on your own time.

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  • 503 weeks
    Miscellaneous Grumblings III

    For fuck's sake, people - STOP SIGNING YOUR GODDAMN COMMENTS! Your name is RIGHT THERE next to it. Don't like that name? Guess what - YOU CAN CHANGE IT. If we want to know who posted the comment, we can look to the left and see your name and avatar. There is literally no reason to sign your comments, ESPECIALLY when the signed

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  • 527 weeks
    Jokes Only Intellectuals Will Understand

    It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs. They always take things literally.


    A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says, "five beers, please."


    Pavlov is sitting at a pub, enjoying a pint. The phone rings, and he jumps up shouting, "I forgot to feed the dog!"


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Mar
24th
2014

Free Story Idea (And Sales Pitch!) · 10:38pm Mar 24th, 2014

A highly trained intelligence analyst. An ancient magical demon. A technomagically augmented amnesiac.

Three minds.

Two bodies.

One airship.

The Impossible Pirates

I imagined the demon would sort of share the cyberpony's body, like a passenger in a car, but maybe they just don't have what we would consider a body.

Also, the specifics were something like this:
1) Nightmare Moon (no longer evil) is sharing the cyberpony's body
2) The cyberpony is younger than expected, for a pirate captain
3) There's no real order to the pirate crew (which consists of three minds in two bodies)
4) They eventually manage to somehow get involved with Equestria and drive everypony crazy with pirate shenanigans
5) Also, the airship is steampunk because steampunk is awesome. No, you don't get to argue. Everyone knows steampunk is awesome.


Mind you, that's just some stuff I came up with. Feel free to ignore it.

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