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Izarra Kiania


My level of sarcasm is to the point where I don't even know if I'm kidding or not.

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  • 434 weeks
    Ignorance Is Not Quite Bliss

    Some people say ignorance is bliss. They are wrong.

    Some people say ignorance was bliss. They are also wrong, if only in strict definition.

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  • 446 weeks
    Harmony ≠ Order

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    A lot of authors seem to use harmony as a synonym for order, and I can't tell you how much that annoys me. But that won't stop me from trying!

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  • 500 weeks
    How To: Writing Archaic Speech

    I've linked several wiktionary articles in this post. They are somewhat advanced in places, and may not be that clear. In these cases, I've linked to the most appropriate section. In any event, I advise you to do some research on your own time.

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  • 502 weeks
    Miscellaneous Grumblings III

    For fuck's sake, people - STOP SIGNING YOUR GODDAMN COMMENTS! Your name is RIGHT THERE next to it. Don't like that name? Guess what - YOU CAN CHANGE IT. If we want to know who posted the comment, we can look to the left and see your name and avatar. There is literally no reason to sign your comments, ESPECIALLY when the signed

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  • 525 weeks
    Jokes Only Intellectuals Will Understand

    It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs. They always take things literally.


    A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says, "five beers, please."


    Pavlov is sitting at a pub, enjoying a pint. The phone rings, and he jumps up shouting, "I forgot to feed the dog!"


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Jan
9th
2016

Ignorance Is Not Quite Bliss · 3:44am Jan 9th, 2016

Some people say ignorance is bliss. They are wrong.

Some people say ignorance was bliss. They are also wrong, if only in strict definition.

Ignorance is retroactive bliss. Ignorance does not make you happy, because you don't have any reason to be happy. You don't what you're missing. That's the whole point. But it's also wrong to say that it was bliss. They mean the same thing, just in different tenses. Ignorance is retroactive bliss because you suddenly feel that you had been happier not knowing than you now are knowing. And this is true. The word happier is comparative - if you are sad and then become miserable, you were happier than you are. Ignorance is retroactive bliss because it somehow makes you feel happier in the past. The strange thing is that Past You somehow becomes happier, rather than Present You becoming less happy. This has lead me to some interesting thoughts on time travel, but all I wanted here was to explain that ignorance is retroactive bliss. Maybe I'll babble about time travel in a later blog post. Or an earlier one.

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Nope. Just checked. None of my earlier posts are about time travel. Yet. They may have been about time travel later on. That's the thing about time travel. Tenses start to mean much less, and also get rather strange.

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