Burger - No collateral chapter this week · 11:25pm Mar 22nd, 2014
I'm just going to be short here: to make a long story short, there's not going to be a chapter of Collateral this week. I've said I would try to let you know ahead of time, but this rather snuck up on me.
To sum up what happened: a burger happened.
I went out with some friends on Wednesday evening to a restaurant. They made a really good peanut butter burger there, however it was incredibly busy. About four hours later I started feeling like shit. Food poisoning isn't fun, and I sure as hell am making sure all my meat is properly cooked all the time from now on.
I've had Food Poisoning....Christmas eve too. Only tip I have for you, is keep a garbage can, and Ginger Ale on hand at all times, if possible.
This shit is going around. I swear.
I ate some gyros a couple weeks ago, and woke up feeling nauseous and having a fever. Today my mom came down with it. I swear there's something up with the beef industry or something. inb4 beef recall.
I know that feel though. I don't care if my meat's burned, it damn well better be cooked through from now on.
Feel better soon, bro.