LUNAAAAAAAAAAAA FIONFOCNZDJVNLIUSNFOIAMKCAH, LIAWJFCMAJKCBUABF · 6:06pm Mar 22nd, 2014
OH MY FUCKIGN GOD LUNA WAS IN AN EPISODE UGHHH UH WHAT DO I DO I JUST SAW HTIS I NEED I NEED TO DO SOMETHING !! IJOINOISNEFOJNLSDKJNDSDSV./
I CANT I CANT TAKE THIS IT WAS PERFECT FOR MY OWN HEADCANON
THE ROYAL WE WAS DROPPED AND I LOOOOVVVEEEE <3<3<3<3<3#<# HER NEW VOICE UGH TABITHA IS AWESOME AND SHES NOW PRETTY MUCH RULER OF DREAMS I NEED TO WRITE AND UGH THIS WAS A PERFECT DAY
ILL REVISE THIS LATER BUT UGH I NEED TO GET THIS OUT OF MY SYSTEMM
YEEEESSSSSYESYEYSYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYSYSYSYWQDGYWEGFYUGSEUYFBWEUYBBIL
Edit: All right. In celebration of this glorious day, I'm going to write a short little piece about Luna (one that I'm not already working on, mind you).
What will it be?
I don't know. The forerunner is a story where not-fully-integrated Luna gets her hooves on a radio. Being a lazy bum, she spends her days listening fervently to Equestria's version of WWE, and the show's announcer, Iron Pump, convinces her to "Take charge and kick some flank!" And Luna does just that, rampaging around the castle and kicking flank left and right. Various character will be dealt blows to their rear ends, such as Twilight, Celestia, Blueblood, Statue-Discord (because fuck canon), three royal guards, Pinkie Pie, and Luna's reflection in a mirror. Hilarity will ensue somewhere.
Although, I'm on a sugar-rush, which is why I'm probably reduced to a fit of giggles whenever I think about this:
"Twilight loved books. Reading books was good, reading books was great. Oh my gosh, words are so fun, let's learn all day! Whilst in the middle of her academic ecstasy, a figure crept up behind her.
"Iron Pump shows no mercy, and neither should We!" she cried, before leveling a swift kick to Twilight's plump posterior. With a yelp, the mare was driven snout first into a pile of texts. "Augghhhhhh!" The assailant cried. "We are prepared to kick major flank!" The shadowy figure dashed down out the room and down the hallway, hooting and hollering as she charged for her next victim."
But I suck at writing comedy, sooo.... I don't know. Canterwut.
There, I edited it.
Well, there goes needing any explanation for Luna dropping Ye Olde Butchered Englishe in Kinetics.