A hidden chapter and a quick update

ALSO

I wrote another chapter for the fic, but cut it due to being too stupid, short, and not funny.

But I didn't want to put all my hard work to waste so here it is, just for the purpose of being here.

Chapter 9: TOMBERG

Tom stared at Bloomberg. Bloomberg stared back.

Tom was giving Bloomberg wood.

Bloomberg was making Tom hard as a rock.

They didn't move for the rest of eternity.

And now you know why it didn't make the cut.

Comments

[Meliron]

LAWL. That's amazing.

Yeah, don't overdo it though. I would rather you do what you think is best for the comedy, and not feel forced to make sub par material. Just my two cents.

[Arcainum]

Should've posted it.

[TheOnly]

121014 considering it

[ScriptScrolls]

put that in as an excerpt into the next chapter

[Drizzle]

Best ship ever

[Arcainum]

121020 You want to, don't you? Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

[TheOnly]

121023 At this point, a 28 word chapter sounds like a mighty big risk, maybe I'll add it in for fun alongside another actual chapter

[TMH]

I think that's the most romantic story I've ever read.*sob*

[Arcainum]

121026 Did you ever read Sticks and Stones? It was actually pretty good.

I was going to suggest Sugarsel BouCorner, but that would basically be TomBerg with buildings, so never mind =(

[AccountDeleted]

This is the most amazing shipping I've ever seen! So full of passion.

5/5 Happy Twilight

[Natzo]

This is art. So simple and tragic, love that can not be. 2 beings trapped by their bodies, souls filled with lust and yet their very nature prevents them from sharing their passion with another.

[TheOnly]

121036 That was poetry my dear brony

[devas]

121020 yes, you really should have. It is a thing of beauty

[Fragment12]

Wow that was beautiful I excuse me I have to go cry out of pure happyness

[iloveportalz0r]

GTA;DR (GIF too annoying; didn't read)

[TheOnly]

121056 That's exactly what I wanted

[Sandalwood]

abit risque dont you think. tricking us all into reading this smut. *tsk tsk*

[Lium]

I shed a manly tear.

[iloveportalz0r]

121057

Okay so, As much as I'd Love to do Every ship suggested There's only A limited amount That I can actually Create a comical story For So there's only going To be a couple chapters Before I move on Because there Isn't much I can do With most of the Dash ships So I'm stuck With a limited amount So as much as I want to write all the ships I am only going to be Doing another handful One of them already written And really controversial *poker face* Anyway Thanks for putting up with This blog post And I hope That you all Will enjoy The next few chapters P.S. APPLEDASH and maybe Twixie K Thanks Bye No seriously Love you all In a non-creepy way.

Write ALL the ships! a.deviantart.net/avatars/x/a/xalltheyplz.png

[TheOnly]

121076 oh my

[Flutterdude]

And now I lower my head in sorrow knowing that "TOMBERG" is better than anything I shall ever conceptualize.

[War brony]

Lol your damn animation at the top of the page gave my dog 2 sesuers at the same the hell does that happen

[iloveportalz0r]

121079 dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/discord.png

[GloryBlaze]

THE PUNS. OH, SWEET CELESTIA, THOSE WONDERFUL, AMAZING, DOUBLE ENTENDRES. You, my good sir, deserve to be GODDESS PRINCESS (I don't care about your gender, all pony overlords become female in the coronation ceremony) under our all powerful and amazing Goddess Empress AbsoluteAnonymous, the mighty Author Dictator of FiMFiction, She of the Thousand Strong Zombie Follower Army. (Of which I am a proud member.)

[conantheimp]

We need to get Philomeena in on that TomBerg action. That is one hot bird.

[Mcyav]

You do love the text magic you learnt don't you?

[Sir Squidfish]

I like this. I also like that you put it here instead of there, very masterful.

[theswimminbrony]

Either way, you still wrote it. And I laughed, even though I knew what was coming.