700 followers! · 2:37am Mar 8th, 2013
I feel so loved. But seriously this is a great milestone, and we should celebrate it together. So here's to you guys:
Yah, so with this huge milestone in mind I hope to push forward full steam ahead on the next couple of big projects I have milling around (I'm looking at you Regidar) and really hope to continue to write fics.
Of course, as far as the pony hiatus goes my free time will be more tightly focused on other things, so fic production will be slow, but not as slow as the past few months where it has been at a crawl.
But I hope to make it up to you guys by humiliating myself publicly.
So as recompense for being generally inactive lately, I want you to come up with the most unwritable, unthinkable, completely unusable premise ever. A premise that is so difficult to write and so out there (or so mundane), but not random/crazy/stupidly incoherent, that it seems impossible to make a good story out of. I promise I will write one this time. I Pinkie promise. (Edit: I guess I'll do the one with the most approval/likes, but if they're all tied I'll just choose the best/worst one)
But for now, I must go. Regidar knows what he must do. Hopefully all goes well.
Until next time...
Snoop Dogg ends up in Equestria and ghettos up everythang. And through the power of weed he defeats Discord. Do it.
Vinyl Scratch vs. Skrillex. Cage match, one round, one survivor.
Here's the catch: You must make as many offensive jokes as possible without having to bump up the rating to Mature. Bonus points if you can throw in Hitler and Bill Cosby somehow.
898645 I'll consider it. But I know very little about Snoop Lion.
Angel Bunny is trapped inside a cave for a day.
No other entities.
No light.
No objects.
Carry On
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grats on the milestone, I offer up the bar for a place to rest your hooves and have a drink on me.
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Did someone say my name?
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Rainbow Dash isn't gay, and everypony is completely freaked out by it. Celestia has to intervene and forces Braeburn and Rainbow Dash to have a "homo-off" and then the resulting explosion of their battle makes Rainbow Dash gay and she then proceeds to become the ultra master pimp and make out with all the mane six.
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Just use this site, by putting in the URL of any story here, and you'll learn how to speak perfect Snoop Doggy Dogg.
http://www.gizoogle.net/index.php
A donut appears and saves Equestria from the Elements of Psychosis.
Using EVERY CLICHE EVER.
I almost beat you to 700!
Twilight realizes that ponies lack buttholes, and it elevates from there.
I can't believe I wrote that with a completely straight face.
Gratz on 700!
Spike reads twilights diary.
BUT.
It has a clopfic of her and princess celestia.
AND.
He accidentally sends it to the princess herself.
ALSO.
She reads it.
Congratulations.
Drunken computer monitors.
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That's already been done before.