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Carpinus Caroliniana


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  • 501 weeks
    Anthem of the Lightning Riders - A Song From A Dark in the Light

    We’re a company of drivers.
    The Barrier’s closing in.
    We’re few in number,
    but fearless on the road.

    The war is all around!
    All around!
    There can be no fight without us!

    Drive fast! For we are brave!
    No matter how rough the road gets,
    we shall ride!

    For when the potions fly, we stand strong!
    We were told to bring the goods,
    and that is what we did!

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  • 531 weeks
    A Rant About Two Stories

    XCOM: Enemy Unthreatening - Doctor Moira Vahlen arrives in Equestria after a teleporter accident and then she has a banquet with Celestia and Luna. During which, she warns them about the XCOM aliens potentially invading Equestria. She emphasizes how dangerous they are by stating that the

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  • 619 weeks
    The Conversion Bureau: A Dark In the Light - A TCB War Story

    I'm still doing some serious brainstorming on it but all I will say is that it is a war story that stars Luna forming a multiple species army to overthrow a corrupted Celestia.

    Thanks to Restless Coyote from Space Battles for the name!

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  • 628 weeks
    Story idea (Cyberpunk Ponies)

    Okay hear me out on this.

    I'm a fan of cyberpunk works and I ran a pony RP on a forum that was set in the future and in a dark, dystopian, cyberpunk Ponyville (now a huge metropolis). Magic and technology were hybridized (magic was not a substitute for technology).

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  • 639 weeks
    MLP Crack Fic?

    After reading TwilightPsycho's story, Spike's Sexual Misadventures, I was struck by the idea to write a MLP:FiM crack fic with the premise "if you act like a foal, you will be treated like a foal". This will star Celestia as the "mother" and all of her "little ponies" as the "foals" (adult in body and mind but treated and dressed up like foals).

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Mar
9th
2014

A Rant About Two Stories · 12:24am Mar 9th, 2014

XCOM: Enemy Unthreatening - Doctor Moira Vahlen arrives in Equestria after a teleporter accident and then she has a banquet with Celestia and Luna. During which, she warns them about the XCOM aliens potentially invading Equestria. She emphasizes how dangerous they are by stating that the aliens nearly killed all of Humanity. The response from them: mocking laughter and then derision and condescension. That is incredibly OOC of them. Furthermore, the story's just an excuse to wank about Pony superiority by making the XCOM aliens a bunch of jokes, despite them posing a huge threat to Humans.

Lyra's Human 2: Derpy's Human (Chapter 23: Stareway to Derpen) - Fluttershy is openly speciesist and xenophobic to Karyn as well as seeing her as a pet or second-class citizen. And nopony calls her out on it.

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Comments ( 9 )

The first one = Fail.:facehoof:

The socend one: Author is a known heretic.

1909578, explain "auhtor is a known heretic" please.

1909645
Follows heretics, pony wanker, misanthropic, is unclean....you know, the usual stuff.

1909646, gotcha.

Derpy's Human is fairly non-misanthropic but since he follows Chat and is a member of TCB Group 22 and espouses misanthropic and ponywank views in his stories, I follow his stories with great reservation.

1909669
I read the first one, Lyras human and well...stopped. The Celestia thing at the end was just too much.

1909712 What happened at the end?

1910329
Celestia is being a epic bitch to him and he then bows down to her.:facehoof:

1910997 Of course that's what happens i fucking hate when a story does that.

Let's see here.

First: I'm not really to familiar with X-Com, but if I'm not mistaken, the aliens are quite advanced, and the show and comics have shown that the ponies are beatable and the aliens IMO would massacre them, so fail right there. :facehoof:

Second: Shy was OOC very much, and calling the human a pet was bad. Hell, it kinda made me uncomfortable when AJ slammed the gate in the face of the talking sheep in that one episode.

Honestly, I don't see the sheep and cows as pets since in the show they're as sentient as the ponies, and a human would be the same way.

Yeah, another fail. :facehoof:

1911551
Yeah, canon Tia would not do that, and if it was me in the story, I'd probably be an ass right back royalty or not.

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