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Aquaman


Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

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  • 21 weeks
    Aquaman's Feel-Bad Story Time Hour (Or: At This Point Whatever's Going On with Me and Flurry Heart Is Frankly None of Your Business)

    Did you enjoy (in a figurative sense) me writing about Flurry Heart being in a toxic relationship in "And I Hope You Die"? Have you been thinking (in a literal sense), "You know, I bet the result of that toxic relationship's end is going to be that cotton-candy pony princess doing things that would be war crimes if she didn't win the war she crimed in?"

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  • 37 weeks
    Monophobia Postmortem (Or: I Have Now Released My New Shit and My Fell-Off-Ness Is In a State of Constant Flux)

    "You used to be big."
    "I am big. It's the [website] that got small."

    (Come on, I've been living literally on Sunset Boulevard for a year and a half now. Gimme just this one bit of referential self-aggrandizement.)

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  • 44 weeks
    I Ain't Fall Off, I Just Ain't Release My New Shit

    That's true, by the way, not just a cheeky two-year-old Lil Nas X reference. I really have been working on lots of stuff over the past year or so: a few TV pilot scripts that I'm generally okay with as learning experiences, some networking-type stuff here in LA with other "pre-WGA" (which is our fun term for "aspiring" [which is our extra-fun

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  • 87 weeks
    'Sup

    Hey, horsefic folks. How it's hanging?

    I hope "in Bellevue" is at least some of your answers, because that's where I'll be in a few hours and will remain through the EFNW weekend. I'll be, as always, six-foot-four and affably daydrunk, so say hi to anyone who meets that description and sooner or later it's bound to be me.

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  • 147 weeks
    Regarding Less-Than-Positive Interpretations of Pride

    Let's get a quick disclaimer out of the way before we really get going: I don't like foalcon. By "foalcon" here, I refer specifically to M-rated stories that depict characters who are very clearly meant to be minors engaging in sexually explicit conduct with other minors and/or adults. Not a fan of it! I find it gross on a personal level, I think it's morally reprehensible that a site of this

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Mar
7th
2014

>mfw the new McDonald's Toys Will Replace Applejack with Vinyl Scratch · 5:24am Mar 7th, 2014

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Comments ( 13 )

Sacrificing second-best pone for seventy-sixth best pone? Just look at all these bad opinions!

It stands to reason that they can freely interchange background ponies.

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It's really like replacing best pony with other equally best pony. You give and you get, I suppose.


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I just realized that this morning.

I lol'd

Y'know, they'd probably get the hat wrong again. And yes, needs more 'Tavi.

I guess McDonald's has an unwritten "no earth ponies" policy.

Pinkie Pie doesn't count. She barely qualifies as an organism.

I'll allow it on account of fabulous-as-fuck Rarity. :raritystarry:

Oh, Applejack can settle for second best background pony.

That's what happens in Ponyville when you get behind in your taxes. Princess Twilight takes your voice away and turns you into a background pony.

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