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Mar
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2014

COMMENT! · 10:46pm Mar 2nd, 2014

UPON MY STORIES, OR DIE!... or cake.

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Comments ( 40 )

I choose cake.

1889600 NO! Cake, death, or leave a comment!

1889668 *gives you a cake*

1890249 I ain't no Church of England! I'm Vikinga Freaking Hooves!

1890472 "IMSOSORRY!" *glomps ya*

1890544 "Viking burial." I state simply, and produce my longship.

1890647 sends your body flooring out into the water. Then I nod. My archers light their arrows, and then they turn your body into a burning pin cushion.

1890683 "I'm on a diet..."

1890693 *blushes* y-you are too kind!

1890787 *hides behind her mane*

1890889 HEY! What's that supposed to mean?!

1890914 Grrrrrr! Don't change the subject!

1891078 *tackles you to the ground* tell me what you meant or I'll... I'll...

1891437 grrrrrrr! *kisses ya forcefully* get fade to kick your ass for kissing me.

1892174 because it did? Now stop changing the subject!

1892174 tell me or ill give him much worse to beast the shit out of you for.

1893523 *begins unbuttoning your pants* you were saying?

1893657 *smiles as your pants come undone and slide off* you realize that past this point would have to be PM... ya?

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