i'm noticing only a few people comment on me blog posts · 6:50pm May 15th, 2012
really i write these posts because i don't have anything better to do or it just popped into my head.
I'll return your comments with my comments no matter what is written.
unless I'm asleep, in which case i don't care until i wake up again.
talking others helps me come up with good quality jokes or understand concepts I'm not really sure of.
and now comes my opinions on various ponies
twilight is the scariest pony.
pinkie has diabetes.
rarity comes off as a bitch.
applejack needs to chillax.
fluttershy is the ponified bruce banner/ incredible hulk.
rainbow dash needs to get laid hard.
Lyra is the only pony that wouldn't mind host/courting a meat eating human.
princess Celestia is hiding something really dark. that's why she so fucking nice all the damn time. wouldn't get close to.
princess Luna isn't hiding anything, would attempt to mate with.
applebloom is just so adorable.
sweetie belle sings nice.
scootaloo is buttercup with wings and purple hair.
epona is the best pony period.
these are my opinions are various ponies.
post comments on your favorite pony below.
well then i respect your opinion
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well i don't respect my opinion on my opinions.
117316 thats respectable
117327
how so?
Last one alive, lock the door!
117340 OH GOD RUN!!!!!! and ehhhhh it just is
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god dammit i'm trying to spark debates here.
117383 hmmmmmmm ehhh i agree
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I agree with the fluttershy bit. And the answer to your question as to why some of us are answering to your blog posts is... I have no idea. But I do like seeing your outlook in life. We are all different of course.
Also I'm having a tough time writing my story. But then again I should, it isn't easy. I want to make it perfect. Not because I want to upload it for others to read and get views, that's just a bonus. But I want to see how well I can do on my own in something I actually like doing. And boy let me tells ya, its tough! Don't you think it's exciting? Writing something, then come back hours later finding mistakes you haven't noticed. Heh, I don't know but I guess I like catching my mistakes. Then finishing a story, it's so rewarding at the end.
So in other news are you planning any fics?
Really I don't even know why I'm commenting here but since I'm here. What are the weirdest ships you have ever seen? On this site of course.
117693 umm yes i do believe that he is working on a story and id say the weirdest ship ive seen is derpyxrainbowxtwilightxhuman
117516 oh and mwhahahahaha trolly for the win
If you good sir would like a debate, I'll question some of your opinions or maybe all.
I think Twilight is a wonderful pony, why? Because she has so many flaws, she's not perfect and isn't just some Mary Sue. Really she's my #1 favorite of the mane six.
Pinkie would have Diabetes, if it were real life. But then again she's always so hyper she most likely burns most of the calories she consumes.
Rarity at first did come off as a bitch, but her character has grown since then. She is a wonderful kind loving pony, but she does of course act like a bitch sometimes. But then again No pony's perfect, which is probably why so many people like her. We wouldn't want perfect characters we can't relate to now do we?
Apple jack is a relaxed pony, that is until she works. She really does need to relax while working.
Fluttershy is awfully strong, we've seen it when she tossed a bear around like a rag doll. I wouldn't mess with her.
Dashie doesn't need to get laid. She's awesome like that. She needs to get into the Wonderbolts is what she needs to do.
No comment with Lyra. I have no idea what she would really do. She's only spoken like what? Once in the show?
Well Celestia is involved in my fic so once I'm done, you can check out what I write about her.
The Luna bit I couldn't understand.
Apple Bloom is fucking adorable. Sweetie Belle is my favorite filly, her singing voice rocks. We can thank Michelle Creber for that.
Scootaloo is a chicken.
I loathe Epona, I really have no idea why. But I remember trying to ride her and that damn horse kept running from me. Then I found out that I needed the orcarina of time to soothe her with music.Then she wasn't too bad. I only saw her as a ride though.
117710 So he's writing about a foursome? Wut?
117693 indeed but the last human was something that i shouldn't have written. it still had the smell of my ass on it. the next two fics will be more planned out less 'horseshit'.
yes i'm busy trying to write out two fics at the moment. with a third one i'm trying to ignore. I've already put some of the details down for that third one, but i'm not sure if its a good idea.
the wierdest? when that fly fucked Celestia.
117724>>117712 i'm completely lost here guys. what are you two talking about?
117725 If you want I could take a look on some of your fics and correct a few things. That is if you want too.
As long as the human isn't a self insert, or a Mary Sue. We like to read about people we can relate too, they need to have flaws.
And if you want more people answering your blog posts you might wanna get some more followers by uploading a fic. But don't rush though.
117732 yeah its pretty funny tough in my opinion 117725 random shit
117717
If you good sir would like a debate, I'll question some of your opinions or maybe all.
if given a chance twilight will experiment on you. and she tried to stop time. shes more crazy then cupcakes pinkamena
shes gonna burn out her pancreas
did the ending to the cantorlot wedding, bitch material right there.
she just needs to relax
i would.
dash needs to get laid if not by the wonderbolts
that was not her. lyra was impersonated
i wouldn't go anywhere near celestia but i would fuck her sister
all pegasi look like chickens to me.
i saw epona as a dedicated friend who refused to go back home to a couple of jerks
117734 Well... I really don't know what to say other than it would be interesting indeed.
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Man I really need to get back to typing my story but... The hardest part in writing a fic is actually starting, lmao
117740>>117734
jesus i can't keep up with the comments.
i feel so slow
117740 funny gif bro and yeah we all know what you mean
117746
i would so mad if pinkie did that to my computer or tv.
also scared
117747 i agree i would probably have a heart attack
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i would have to get a new pair of underpants and scrub the terror piss off my couch
117753 hahahaha yeah, my god, but then later you just know that you would laugh your ass off
117739 Heh that's Twilight for you. She only goes to drastic measures during drastic times. And I doubt she would experiment on someone, you may have been reading too many fics like that lol.
At least Pinkie will die a happy death. Knowing she made many people smile. But then again, if she can break the fourth wall I'm pretty sure she wouldn't die so easily.
Many wanted those flowers, she wasn't acting like a female dog. She just acted on impulse. Some girls are like that when they really want something. So she wasn't being a bitch, she was being greedy. But she soon corrected her mistake by relishing what she's done.
Which was looking around awkwardly.
Apple Jack indeed needs to relax but that's just how they do it in sweet apple acres.
LOL As long as it's with Spit Fire, I wouldn't mind. I've been reading so many fics that if I see her being paired with a stallion I just say. NOPE.
Lyra wasn't she did talk once when she was complimenting the dresses. Then she was mindfucked. But that was Lyra.
Hmmm, Luna is pretty awesome but. I <3 Celestia
Only Scootaloo is the chicken.
I hate that horse.
So what do you think about 2nd person stories? Mine is like that, but I've heard some people are turned off by such things. But really I think if the story is well executed some people may even appreciate it. Which is what I'm aiming for.
117747 If she were to pop through my t.v. I would make some tea and chat with her. Or maybe even Cup Cakes.
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117757 117753 If you were to stop by a box containing all of the mane six as fillys. And you could only pick one. Which one would you choose? And why?
Also sorry about all these comments, but once I start typing I can't stop.
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only if the damage to my computer or tv isn't permament.
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she tried to experiment on pinkie to figure out pinkie sense. who knows what she may try to do in order to figure out what makes humans tick.
ol' pinkie needs to lay off the treats for a while.
explain her overly dramatic ticks
can you say vodka induced one night stand for ol' aj?
i don't think shes a lesbian. but really she would fuck any member of the wonderbolts regardless of gender.
i wouldn't mind mindfucking her
you heart death
they all look like chickens to me.
So what do you think about 2nd person stories? Mine is like that, but I've heard some people are turned off by such things. But really I think if the story is well executed some people may even appreciate it. Which is what I'm aiming for. ----> i don't care
117787 one your gif is awesome and ive had similar experiences and two the box holding all of them therefore i have all and your argument is invalid
117787
no. i'm not playing this game.
117794 Of course you wouldn't care.
If she wanted to know how a human would tick, she would strap them on to that machine and that's probably it. But really if she wants some answers she could just ask the human.
Pinkie can eat all the treats she wants.
Her what?
And I can see AJ doing that. She would most likely be convinced into drinking, she does push herself and she too knows this.
I think she would, only you know get 'intimate' with the best wonderbolt there is there. Which is Spit fire, she wants the best.
That's just disturbing. In a awesome way.
I Less then three Celestia, I hardly think she would want to kill ponys after all the time's she's been alive. But Molesting other pony's on the other hand is a possibility.
117799 I said only one
Imagine there's a line behind you then. Which one would you take?
117810
to be honest she scares me a lot.
Pinkie can eat all the treats she wants.
that one time when rarity kept going "this is. the. worst. possible. thing."
a little contest and blam wake up next to each reeking of booze
the bolts are the best there is. she would fuck the top three at most.
then i would rub my hands on her.
uh dude we ain't ponies we humans.
117810 i would then say you guys can go to hell and then still take em all
117826 I should have explained the situation a bit more.
I don't know why Twilight would scare you perhaps it's her lavender coat?
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Well as much as I would love to stay and chat. I have to go pre-read a fic a friend sent me. Untill next time!
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well..... not really
its more of her psychotic episodes