May
29th
2012
quick question · 3:53am May 29th, 2012
why does all the porn fics i read have both partners come at the same?
i mean why don't the male come first so we come get something funny out of it.
'why did you stop? i wasn't done yet.'
and don't give me shit about 'its a story about talking ponies stop over thinking it so damn much.'
and i have this to say, to you: 'its not just the pony fics that have it. anywhere there's porn fics the sex ends with the two of them coming at the same time.
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leaderofstars · 488 views
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I've noticed that too, well in mine it's going to be a bit different.
Want to preview chapter one of my fic?
I'm currently writing it all first before I proofread it myself.
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sure why not.
send it to me via pm system.
Twilight: dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_TwilightWut.png derp the pleasure of the male coming first causes the female to come almost at the same time dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/shrug_Twilight_Sparkle.png
Me: maybe you should read about the bird and the bees
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can't the woman come first, then while basking in the after glow have her man still fucking her?
141127 Twilight: yes it can go any way dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/shrug_Twilight_future.png
Me: THE BIRDS AND THE MOTHER FRIGGEN BEES
I've noticed that in a lot of /h/ and such. They almost always come at the same time. It's funny sometimes really
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also why do none of them have it being interuped by a friend walking in on them and then leaving?
i swear once that friend walks in, it become a threesome. way can't the two lovebirds tell the friend to get the fuck out?
141149 LOLOL
Actually the most commen case I've seen when that happens is an embarrassing but funny scene.
And the mood is totally gone and the guy is all sadfaceee.
But it HAS become a threesome a few times. I can't remember the names of the sources for this. But I've seen it happen.
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those types of fics exist? holy crap dude.
141149 Twilight: dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/shrug_Twilight_Sparkle.png like i said it can go any way its sex
Me: dose anyone care about reading the birds at the bees anyway? awww fuck it I'm out
e.deviantart.com/emoticons/moods/love/lust/hump.gif e.deviantart.com/emoticons/moods/surprise.gif
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there is a mood you know