Periodical: Status of Wellbeing and Early 2014 General Progress Report · 6:00pm Feb 12th, 2014
Good day and salutations, those who still pay attention.
As it has been seen, I do still have my stories here on the site. However, due to the infrequency of my postings, still keep in mind that I have things to do and people to see. Though, do not sit in disparity towards my current situation in terms of meat-space. I will update my stories as soon as I can (my latest chapter is still in the works as I type this), but I only have one editor whom I greatly trust at this present time. I normally work on a monthly basis, composing my work every couple of days or so, while my editor, Monk Preston (linked in Fire on the Mountain's description) takes the next few weeks afterwords to polish it up together. Obviously, I take my time, be it with actual working, life, or the run of the mill laziness.
So, don't be afraid; Everything is in order. I apologize for the lack of updates, dear reader, though my stories are always on my mind.
Good to hear!
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Let's just hope that I actually get shit done in a timely fashion, hmm?
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Meh, no worries if you don't. I can't meet deadlines either
1827704
Ha. Curses to those damn things. I prefer to keep my "deadlines" in that one hazy place over there. You know, in the corner, next to the door to infinity and the silly original characters. Hard to see, really. Not really solid.
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Yeah, sometimes I say a new chapter should be out in a week, and it takes a month. That's why I put emphasis on "should". It's not a lack of time, I can hammer out a chapter in a few hours, but motivation and inspiration. My muse, it would seem, is a fickle bitch who enjoys my lamentation.
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I know the feeling. Not to mention when it happens in spurts instead of an entire period. If only we had switches we could flip that could enable such constant inspiration to continue until we say, "Nah, fuck that. I have some dinner to eat."
God damn it, evolution.
Nope.
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Aye, not to mention the times when I get half-way through a chapter and suddenly think "Fuck this, I've got better things to do.", only to finish it a few weeks later
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Ugh. I know. It's atrocious. I have something I'm working on right now and I have no want to work on it out of pure laziness. I open my Google Drive, see it's title, and the thought comes across saying, "Yeah, maybe later."
Clearly, I rack diciprine.
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We rack diciprin. I'm somewhat regretting reviving one of my stories which I had previously cancelled.
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We do, we do. I'll admit to my complete ignorance and ask, which story you've revived that has given you such strife? No one likes feeling like crap over their writing!
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Beyond the Vale, honestly I enjoy writing it, but I can scarcely be bothered to write new chapters. I don't want a repeat of last time, though, so I feel the need to continue it. Despite the massive gap between chapters.
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Hmm. I know the feels. Maybe I can just message you every few hours and try to "inspire" you to write through awful memes and recordings of me yelling like a Marine Corps drill instructor. Author-to-author inspirational material, you see.
I'll have to read it when I get the chance. Perhaps later this afternoon!
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That'll probably just end in me doing the same to you, culminating in a nigh-endless cycle of bad memes and stupidity .
And thanks! Though my writing isn't anywhere near as good as yours
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And yet, I feel like we would enjoy the company, even if separated by tubes.
You honor me with your words - I hope that I can say the same to you when I read your work. I mean, there must be a reason you have five times the followers than I!
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Maybe
And don't let the followers fool you, most of them are there because they enjoy watching me flail about in my bumbling lunacy
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Flailing, writing. All the same thing...
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...from a certain point of view.
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You. I like you.
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And I you, gentleman from across the interwebz.
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I'm honoured, sir