Where are those damn pegasi when you need them?

Preliminary weather reports indicate the possibility of a blizzard sometime this week. That just plain sucks.

If there's no regularly scheduled update this week you'll know why.

Comments

[Rainbow87dash]

What the hell is wrong with the weather? America has blizzards, Austrialia has heatwaves and England has flooding!

[Ketvirtas]

I actually like that kind of weather, it reminds me of my old home. Besides, american winter blizzards are nothing compared to some of the European weather. Then again it does suck to have to dig out the car from all the snow, and the roads become rather hard to drive on too.

[Dirty Bit]

1791944 As crazy as it is, I envy Austrailia's weather.

[Rainbow87dash]

1792210 its so hot in Austrialia that you can fry an egg by placing outside for a couple minutes! It is literally that hot!

[Dirty Bit]

1792742 Air conditioning and Ice companies must have a brisk business there

[Rainbow87dash]

1792751 now as for America, you you place an egg outside. It'll freeze in a couple minutes, bubbles freeze in second and so does piss. So America and Australia are on opposite sides of the spectrum.

[The dead Pixel Brony]

Wait... are you in the middle? If you live where I kinda, sorta think you live, you'll know what I mean.

1792751 Fuck this weather. Seriously, who's job was it to sacrifice their junk to the Ice Queen?

Its an actual myth. Once a year, a guy is sent to the top of a mountain to have sex with the Ice Queen to end winter. Seeing as she is made of ice, your dick freezes off in the process, but spring comes earlier.

[Charlie_K]

1793097

Spring's not the only thing that comes early in that situation...

[The dead Pixel Brony]

1793119 Oh, you.
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Now I want to write that story...

[Dirty Bit]

1793097 I think I've read an explicit comic based on that myth. I forget the name of the site, though.

[The dead Pixel Brony]

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1793119 Look at what you made me do... The Ice Queen Trades Nookie for an Early Spring

[Charlie_K]

1793423

You think that's bad? You should hear some of the stuff I'm ashamed to talk about.

[The dead Pixel Brony]

1793483 I wrote it, and submitted it. I'm just waiting for it to be approved...

[Alondro]

The pegasi are coming! They're definitely coming! Just like the dragons!

Weiner weiner, weiner weiner...