I can't believe it!!! · 1:36pm Jan 13th, 2014
So I got some weird news for you guys but first a small explanation.
I live with my (somewhat extended) family on our property in rural west Texas. Our home used to be the site of the family business. It was called Farmer's Design Group and we manufactured display cases for various items like watches, belts, glasses, that sort of stuff. FDG operated out of two massive warehouses we built next to our home after the business became successful. Unfortunately the business went under a few years later due to being out competed by companies out of china.
This left us with two massive, empty, steel buildings. Well seeking to still make some money from them we opened them to the public as an event center to hold large parties. Well this last Christmas an oil company rented the place for a Christmas party. They got it catered, had a entertainer do a show, the works. I didn't really care at the time as I was sleeping and had to go to work later that night.
Here we are half way through January and I'm leaving for work when my grandmother (who is the one in charge) says "Oh look it's the man that performed at the Christmas party that oil company had out here on the TV."
You know who was on the TV?...
Jeff Dunham
Jeff Dunham was at my house, performed, and ate dinner with my Grandma and nobody thought I might want to know about it.
So yeah that was a thing...
In other news: New chapters of both The Missionary and Ten Carriage Guns are in the works.
Those of you who are fans of me or TM please drop by TCG as it's having some struggles. Give it a read, tell me what you think, help it climb out of the funk it's in.
Well I got some more work to do, so you guys have a great day and... Uh...
LunaisbestponyBYE!!!
Damn, gotta hate it when you go to sleep only for something awesome to happen just after you pass out, eh.
The Emperor Protects.
Luna forever
Good glory. Jeff Dunham the puppet man!
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