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Yes, I'm high. High on friendship. Friendship and magic.

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  • 574 weeks
    On the fly

    A fly was sitting on the window. The term ‘sit’ might not be entirely correct, given how windows are vertical surfaces, but it captures the essence of the act, so let’s keep it. So, he was sitting and sitting, rubbing his front pair of legs from time to time as flies are prone to do. Fly thoughts swirled through his head lazily, and all in all he just enjoyed all the virtues of being a fly.

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  • 578 weeks
    I lost my brohoof-virginity

    I'm writing this mainly because I'm getting tired of my previous blog post, but those who are interested in Spain (or, more specifically, in Barcelona) OR my incredibly sexy and might I add MANLY beard, read on!

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  • 588 weeks
    In a nutshell

    But seriously, I think I wouldn't be against ending the fourth generation of MLP right here and right now.

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  • 589 weeks
    Warning, spoilers, etc.

    "Cardinals remain baffled by His Holiness' decision"
    "No one knows why the Pope is resigning"

    This explains everything.

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  • 591 weeks
    Would someone PLEASE remind the writers...?

    So, new season. It has it strong points, it has its weak points, like everything in this world. I'm not going to write a lengthy review now, just let me ask something:

    Would someone PLEASE remind the writers that Rarity is supposed to be, y'know, generous?!

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May
6th
2012

A changeling song for you! · 11:33am May 6th, 2012

Exactly what it says on the tin. I wrote a song about changelings. If you are nice and read all the stuff preceding it, you can have it!

So, after the last episode, everyone and their little dog started to scribble Chrysalis fics furiously, and I have to admit, I wasn't above it myself. I decided to write a comedy about Queen Chrysalis and her surviving three minions (namely: Malenoche, Yavell and Bob).

I proudly whipped out the first chapter, proofread it a few times... and saw that it's bland and, simply speaking, not funny enough. So I decided to ditch it, but I wrote a song (Chrysalis was going to be the kind of villain who bursts into song in every episode), and I want to share it, because hey, it's the first song I wrote! (The parody in Daring Do and the Shiny Crystal doesn't count.) Does it suck? Probably, English isn't my first language. Its title, as you can probably guess, Revenge will be sweet.

Note: "Choir" means the three changeling minions.


Queen Chrysalis:
My name is Queen Chrysalis, well hi, how are you doing?
Oh, I'm fine, don't mind me, but many thanks for asking,
There's only one small, tiny, but so irritating thing
That my whole nation, my children, they just became extinct!

Oh yes, I feel inside me building up anger's heat,
Because revenge, revenge will be sweet, so sweet!

Choir:
Oh yes, she feels inside her building up anger's heat,
Revenge, revenge will be sweet!

Queen Chrysalis:
And who is responsible, a question you might ask
Please, let me answer that, it's a rather simple task:
Haughty Celestia, who in her subjects' trust does bask,
But soon she'll realize it can easily be a mask!

Yes, soon, very soon by me she will suffer defeat,
Because revenge, revenge will be sweet, so sweet!

Choir:
Yes, soon, very soon by her she will suffer defeat,
Revenge, revenge will be sweet!

Queen Chrysalis:
Call me evil, call me cruel, you can't deny one fact:
I'm crafty, I'm shrewd, and I have a knack for tact!
So, please, if, by your hoof, my children get attacked,
Believe me when I'm saying, I will revenge exact!

Don't worry, Princess, soon you can me, in person, greet,
Because revenge, revenge will be sweet, so sweet!

Choir:
Don't worry, Princess, soon you can her, in person, greet,
Revenge, revenge will be sweet!

All:
Mark these words, please, Princess, for we're on our way now,
Though, for now, you are spared, Ponyville is the next stop
For a while, we will stay there, having a few affair,
Corrupting your low friends, bringing them painful ends,
But make no mistake, that town is not our plans' top,
When we are done with Twilight, we will get you, we vow!
Because revenge, revenge will be...

Choir:
...Sweet!

Queen Chrysalis:
...So sweet!


P.S.: It's completely unrelated, just happened at the same time, but EqD refused Sweat and Edit. Well, one of my proofreaders did point out that it lacks an engaging plot, so I guess it's only fair.

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