...time to do work, I guess? · 4:03am May 6th, 2012
Well, I suppose now that I've gone and created this account (someone in my brain is screaming "MISTAKE! MISTAKE!"), I ought to try and actually upload some things, huh...Truth be told, I am completely terrified. I get the feeling my schtick will not go down well on this here site, not at all. Colour me intimidated, folks. You will be disappoint.
Still, before I can upload, I have to do some frenzied editing before I foist my idiocy upon the Powers That Be (I am afeard!), I'll do a little introductory gig.
If you are crazy enough to be reading this blog post, and it is still on my front page (where it will probably remain until I've edited and uploaded at least half of the pony stuff I've previously written), feel free to toss me both a title and a character/pairing, and I'll do my level best to slap you with a delicious 100 word drabble as a reply, to give you a little sample of my work.
So glad I'm doing this whilst unknown. This way I don't have to do too much work!
Edit: Good grief, I have to provide a cover image?! I am so ridiculously useless at anything to do with pictures that it hurts. Do I have to draw it? Am I allowed to borrow one from the almightly google? I am just the most panicked of panda bears! : <
Welp, I've sent in my first story to face the wrath of the moderators. I tremble. However, I'm going to have to do slightly up my quota for these drabble collections, seeing as my standard 'experiment' size of ten 100 word drabbles only just meet the 1000 word submission boundary. Good to know, good to know.
*Pat Pat* I know that feeling.... but I think you're doing it very well.
And I'm also crazy enough to read this so, if you don't mind, could you write a Rarijack drabble? I haven't seen much of this shipping lately...
P.S: "Blind Eye" is another favorite. I love seeing how Twilight suffer (In a good way)
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But, eww...Rarity. I warn you, I cannot write her for love nor money. Still, I'll give it a crack...
Sir and/or madam, consider your challenge accepted!
'If there had ever been more rage on Applejack's face, nopony had survived to tell of it. A line had most definitely been crossed.
"See, darling? It's so much prettier now! Imagine it, shining in the summer sun!" Rarity said, holding up a cowboy hat newly bespeckled with glittering gemstones.
"Ah asked you to repair it, not turn it into some...disco ball! Like bein' orange wasn't eye-catchin' enough..."
"Why hide your beauty, darling? Flaunt what you have, they say!" Rarity said sagely, putting her foreleg around AJ's shoulders.
Applejack glowered back. Sometimes it seemed more like somepony was flaunting her. '
(If I had to give it a title...Rhinestone Cowboy?)
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My good sir, I must say you did a great work, and I'm sorry for not being able to give a better comment. However, I can tell you what I liked about the Drabble:
- Even if you don't seem to like Rarity, you managed to write her and AJ on a way that totally made me burst into laugher. I specially loved AJ's comments about the disco ball and somepony flaunting her.
By the way, I think Rhinestone Cowboy It's a perfect tittle.
P.S: The last time I checked it out, I was a girl.
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tch points for the way she treated Sweetie Belle. Seriously.)
I just don't connect with Rarity in the same way I do with most of the other cast. (Plus, I awarded her so many b
P.S Check again!
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I understand. Something similar happens to me with Fluttershy. And yes, I kind of hated Rarity on that episode too.
P.S: *Checking her birth certificate* Yep! Definitely a girl.
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I have a weird relationship with Fluttershy if I'm totally honest. I like her because she has such great cute appeal, but I don't actually like the cute appeal. I like the fact that she has it, though, because it then becomes all the more funny to crack jokes about her. Every innuendo that I write always finds its way to Fluttershy, and I love her for it because she makes it so very easy.
P.S Congratulations on your ability to multi-task, then. I have envy.
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The thing is I only like her when she's not acting like herself (FlutterB*tch, FlutterRage, whatever it was the mood she got during all the Iron Will incident, etc...) In everything else, my relationship with Fluttershy is is similar to yours.
PS: Thanks, sir! And don't worry. Maybe some day you could be as multitasktastic as I am.