The TVH1 Drinking Game · 4:25pm Jun 10th, 2013
While reading any of my writing,
- Take a sip every time there's a spelling or grammar error
- Take a sip every time the story is in present tense for no apparent reason.
- Take a sip every time I self-parody or self-depreciate either in the story or the comments for that chapter.
- Take a drink every time I randomly segue into overly detailed descriptions of mundane things that nobody cares about.
- Take a drink every time I start a chapter with an overly detailed description of a mundane thing and then use that to segue into the actual story.
- Take a sip every time the word 'breakfast' is mentioned.
- Take a drink every time there is a breakfast scene.
- Take two drinks every time the breakfast scene takes up more than half a chapter.
- Take three if the chapter is literally just about breakfast.
- Take a drink every time a character is mentioned as having a hobby they don't have in canon.
- Take a drink every time I get distracted and start talking about whether a character prefers tea, coffee, cocoa or hot chocolate.
- Take a sip every time I respond to a comment and it includes the words, "Glad that you [enjoyed/liked/etc.] it".
- Take a sip every time I forget to pony-fy my words (feet instead of hooves, somebody instead of somepony, etc.)
- Take n drinks where n is the number of days more than a month that I haven't updated Fear in.
- Don't die from alcohol or water poisoning.
Oh, and you already need to take four sips at the very least -- this blog is a self-parody, and the word breakfast was mentioned three times after the initial statement of the rule. Have fun!
I've been playing your little game, but so far all I've gotten out of it is five empty milk bottles.
I) "The TheVulpineHero1 Drinking Game"
II) You mentioned breakfast itself three times, not the word 'breakfast'.
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See, I'm a sneaky git and put a grammar error right there in the title. Take a sip~
Huzzah, an excuse to get more tea!
Can't I just down the bottle at the beginning of the chapter?