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TheVulpineHero1


Hi, I'm British, and you're reading a bunch of stuff you don't really care about! Yay! Go easy on me, I'm still finding my way around.

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  • 563 weeks
    The TVH1 Drinking Game

    While reading any of my writing,
    - Take a sip every time there's a spelling or grammar error
    - Take a sip every time the story is in present tense for no apparent reason.
    - Take a sip every time I self-parody or self-depreciate either in the story or the comments for that chapter.

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  • 564 weeks
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  • 566 weeks
    Why Fear takes ages: a Primer

    I updated Fear a few days ago, and I let it sit for a little bit so the people who read it would have chance to do so. Now, I usually do a blog post accompanying chapter updates for Fear, but I didn't do it straight away this time. And the reason for this is, believe it or not, the same reason I update so slowly on the main story. Here it is:

    Fear is bloody exhausting.

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Jun
10th
2013

The TVH1 Drinking Game · 4:25pm Jun 10th, 2013

While reading any of my writing,
- Take a sip every time there's a spelling or grammar error
- Take a sip every time the story is in present tense for no apparent reason.
- Take a sip every time I self-parody or self-depreciate either in the story or the comments for that chapter.
- Take a drink every time I randomly segue into overly detailed descriptions of mundane things that nobody cares about.
- Take a drink every time I start a chapter with an overly detailed description of a mundane thing and then use that to segue into the actual story.
- Take a sip every time the word 'breakfast' is mentioned.
- Take a drink every time there is a breakfast scene.
- Take two drinks every time the breakfast scene takes up more than half a chapter.
- Take three if the chapter is literally just about breakfast.
- Take a drink every time a character is mentioned as having a hobby they don't have in canon.
- Take a drink every time I get distracted and start talking about whether a character prefers tea, coffee, cocoa or hot chocolate.
- Take a sip every time I respond to a comment and it includes the words, "Glad that you [enjoyed/liked/etc.] it".
- Take a sip every time I forget to pony-fy my words (feet instead of hooves, somebody instead of somepony, etc.)
- Take n drinks where n is the number of days more than a month that I haven't updated Fear in.
- Don't die from alcohol or water poisoning.

Oh, and you already need to take four sips at the very least -- this blog is a self-parody, and the word breakfast was mentioned three times after the initial statement of the rule. Have fun!

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Comments ( 5 )

I've been playing your little game, but so far all I've gotten out of it is five empty milk bottles.

I) "The TheVulpineHero1 Drinking Game" :twilightangry2:
II) You mentioned breakfast itself three times, not the word 'breakfast'. :trollestia:

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See, I'm a sneaky git and put a grammar error right there in the title. Take a sip~

Huzzah, an excuse to get more tea!

Can't I just down the bottle at the beginning of the chapter?

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