Boy howdy...

...if you are indeed a boy. If not, then girl howdy also. I'm new, confused, and still getting set up, and probably will be over the next few days. I have stories, which hopefully will meet the mod's expectations despite dramatic shortness, because if not, well, I am just going to the saddest of pandas. Pandas are normally quite sad animals, because they're going extinct and have a frankly ridiculous digestive system, but even the saddest of panda bears is still a bear, and can take your head off with but a well-aimed swipe of its paw. True facts, kids, for not a lot of money.

If anypony has any tips, tricks, etc. etc. on what to do, where to go, what to say, pipe up in the back there. Pleasure to meet you all.