• Member Since 27th Nov, 2013
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Yitzi


I'm this dude who likes ponies. Capiche?

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  • 540 weeks
    Funniest, most accurate thing ever. Watch it.

    God, TeamFourStar. I don't know how they do it.

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  • 541 weeks
    I am very tired.

    So, guys, hi.
    I'm really tired.

    But even though that's the title, I fully intend on taking a tangent away from that. I hope. So long as I don't fall asleep snoring on my keyboard.

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  • 543 weeks
    Don't Hug Me. I'm Scared.

    I know there out there...Watching me.
    I can feel it...
    A new pair of eyes is following my every movement.
    ....
    I TRYING TO FUCKING MASTURBATE, GUYS!!!!! WHAT THE FUCKING HELL!?!?!?!?!

    Oh, and Merry Christmas or whatever. I'm Jewish so...Kinda forgot it even existed for a while. Us Jews only really care about Black Friday.

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  • 544 weeks
    Hey! Hey Apple! Hey..!

    Yo, sup guys?
    I finally decided to write a story cause I was bored and didn't see a Hatchet crossover.
    So I did. Check it out.
    Yeah, other than that and nearly freezing to death, today's been boring.
    I'm bored.
    And my story was rejected for not having MLP at the time of posting. Great...
    I guess I have more work to do, then.

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  • 544 weeks
    News from Jerusalem

    Hey guys (if anyone at all is reading this)! I was just chillin', minding my own business, when I got hungry. So, I went out to the store to get stuff to eat. I walked out the door, and immediately got smacked in the face with about two metric tons of snow.
    Snow.
    In Israel.

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Dec
25th
2013

Don't Hug Me. I'm Scared. · 5:11pm Dec 25th, 2013

I know there out there...Watching me.
I can feel it...
A new pair of eyes is following my every movement.
....
I TRYING TO FUCKING MASTURBATE, GUYS!!!!! WHAT THE FUCKING HELL!?!?!?!?!

Oh, and Merry Christmas or whatever. I'm Jewish so...Kinda forgot it even existed for a while. Us Jews only really care about Black Friday.

Okay, I was being extremely stereotypical about people from my own religion.

On that note, I'm gonna stop writing, before I dig this hole any deeper. Bye Guys!

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Comments ( 5 )

hi Yitzi I thought that maybe i will open a group of Israeli writers what do you think. that's already a group of German writers so why not Israelis.

1646452
I don't know if I'm Israeli enough. I'm an American who moved there, so I dunno. Do you think it'd be easier to write stories in Hebrew?

Other than that, go for it.

1646456 first of all if you live in israel, you'r an israely.
Second the stories in the group, can be in english or habrow, so israeli's like you could read them.
thet was my idea sorry for not Explaineing thet before.

1646474
Meh. Maybe.

1646484 ok thet wad just an idea.

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