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540 weeks
Funniest, most accurate thing ever. Watch it.

God, TeamFourStar. I don't know how they do it.
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541 weeks
I am very tired.

So, guys, hi.
I'm really tired.
But even though that's the title, I fully intend on taking a tangent away from that. I hope. So long as I don't fall asleep snoring on my keyboard.
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543 weeks
Don't Hug Me. I'm Scared.

I know there out there...Watching me.
I can feel it...
A new pair of eyes is following my every movement.
....
I TRYING TO FUCKING MASTURBATE, GUYS!!!!! WHAT THE FUCKING HELL!?!?!?!?!
Oh, and Merry Christmas or whatever. I'm Jewish so...Kinda forgot it even existed for a while. Us Jews only really care about Black Friday.
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544 weeks
Hey! Hey Apple! Hey..!

Yo, sup guys?
I finally decided to write a story cause I was bored and didn't see a Hatchet crossover.
So I did. Check it out.
Yeah, other than that and nearly freezing to death, today's been boring.
I'm bored.
And my story was rejected for not having MLP at the time of posting. Great...
I guess I have more work to do, then.
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545 weeks
News from Jerusalem

Hey guys (if anyone at all is reading this)! I was just chillin', minding my own business, when I got hungry. So, I went out to the store to get stuff to eat. I walked out the door, and immediately got smacked in the face with about two metric tons of snow.
Snow.
In Israel.
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Dec

13th

2013

News from Jerusalem · 5:15am Dec 13th, 2013

Hey guys (if anyone at all is reading this)! I was just chillin', minding my own business, when I got hungry. So, I went out to the store to get stuff to eat. I walked out the door, and immediately got smacked in the face with about two metric tons of snow.
Snow.
In Israel.
I shouldn't really be surprised, since it is cold out, and it did happen last year too. But I just can't get over how we can get snow in the desert...
Of course, this is also coming from a guy who had a snowball fight with his brother and step-father in Death Valley, but that's an entirely different story.

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