• Member Since 4th Aug, 2013
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Slate Sadpony


Male earth pony. Exceptionally weird.

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  • 313 weeks
    Back Again

    It's been far too long.

    I'm trying to get my writing chops back and MLP Fanfiction has proved good practice in the past.

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  • 467 weeks
    The Schnellschreibe Method

    One of the biggest problems that people have when participating in writing competitions is that they are unable to finish their story within the time limits. This is especially true of the pony Writeoff competition, where one may have as little as 24 hours to complete the assignment. However, I have no problem, and in some cases have been able to submit multiple complete stories within the time

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  • 472 weeks
    Back, finally

    I am back from my hiatus. Let's not go into why it was so long, but my life has changed a lot since 2013. As has my geographical location.

    So some things:

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  • 518 weeks
    Rainbow-Zoid performed by Flutter Riff

    Flutter Riff liked my reworked lyrics for Freakazoid's theme song so much he sang them really, really well:

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  • 520 weeks
    Rainbow-Zoid

    A friend of mine and I were talking about how the "Rainbow Powered" version of Rainbow Dash had Freakazoid's haircut, so I re-wrote the lyrics to Freakazoid's theme song to match Rainbow Dash:

    Super-keen extraordi-mare!
    Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash!
    Flies around like she don't care!
    Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash!

    Reads Daring Do constantly!

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Dec
17th
2013

Story Pitch: I'm Not Your Son, Mother · 10:19pm Dec 17th, 2013

People keep asking for a sequel to "Love Will Tear Us Apart," so here's the pitch:

Chrysalis returns to the Crystal Empire to “retrieve” her long-lost son, Prince Hornet. However, the Prince doesn’t want to go. Although his illegitimacy meant that he was passed over in succession for his half-sister Princess Skyla, he has achieved success and respect as a historian, helping the residents of the Crystal Empire re-discover the past that had been stolen from them by Sombra. Chrysalis is enraged, both that her son rejects her and that he is so unlike her - so calm, so peaceful, so determinedly nonviolent. She tries to show him the advantages of her selfish cruelty, but he refuses, and indeed tries to rescue ponies from Chrysalis, putting himself between her and her target. Enraged, she threatens to take him by force, and to force him to behave like a changeling. Hornet states that he will give himself up if it means rescuing others, but points out that if Chrysalis really loved him like she says she does, she wouldn’t be using force on him to try and turn him into her. Enraged and broken hearted, Chrysalis leaves, vowing to never return to the Crystal Empire. Hornet laments the fact that his mother doesn’t understand, but takes solace in that his “real” parents loved him so much and raised him so well.

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Comments ( 2 )

aye aye sounds good.

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