• Member Since 15th Mar, 2013
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TheFIMguru


I'm that teen-aged Yorkshireman with the vast collection of hats and a pair of mutton chops.

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  • 523 weeks
    The new story has landed!

    I can't remember if this site informs followers when new stories have been made, I've been away for so long. Instead of researching this, I have decided that it is a better use of my time to inform you this way. Do not question me.

    You can find the story here.

    That's all for now, folks. This is TheFIMguru, signing off.

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  • 523 weeks
    New story inbound

    On one of my drunken misadventures I wrote a short gangster-esque thing revolving around the Apple Family, just over 1000 words. I ended up polishing it a bit and giving it some more thought, bringing it up to FiMFic standard. I thought it would be a good idea to tag it "Dark" since there'll definitely be some grim subjects cropping up later, but for now it's just some mild blood and gore.

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  • 523 weeks
    Nobody tongues my anus but me!

    I have a stupid friend who likes to mess around with my computer while I'm not in the room. This friend is an irritating git who, for some strange reason, I happen to like enough to not pummel him for the blog post he posted yesterday on my account. Nobody tongues my anus but me, nobody!!!

    I'm changing my password.

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    1 comments · 409 views
  • 530 weeks
    So... I just uploaded EVERY song I haven't published yet.

    Just what it says on the tin! I uploaded another... six new songs? That's a total of ten now. They're only on Soundcloud at the moment since it's such a hassle to get YouTube to cooperate, but free downloads are enabled, as usual. Go check it out if you like. It's a mix of smooth, relaxing instrumental stuff and electronic idiocy. Enjoy!

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  • 531 weeks
    Another song upload.

    Just uploaded another song. It's been a while since I last made an upload so I didn't bother wasting time with the voting and just picked one at random. It's only on Soundcloud at the moment since I'm ill and can't be bothered to spend ages getting it ready for YouTube. Anyways, sorry about all the clipping at the beginning. Did as much as I could about that, but it wasn't enough. :/

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Dec
15th
2013

THE COMPUTER'S HERE~ · 10:35pm Dec 15th, 2013

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!

Ahem. Yep, you heard right, it's finally here. Now I've just got to wait a while until we can get a guy to drill a hole in some walls and run an ethernet cable through, spend a couple of days resetting it, updating it and transferring all my crap and then maybe, just maybe, it'll work. Hold onto your seats guys, you'll have your fic updates soon enough!

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Comments ( 7 )

k

also you managed to break fimfic with that yes

k
also you managed to break fimfic with that yes

Kay
also you managed to break fimfic with that yes?

1611743 1612001 1613460 Uh, what? Am I missing something here?

1614946 Oh shit, I see what you mean now... Derp. Surely there should be something to stop it from doing that? In the space of a week I've found two obvious flaws on the website... GG admins, GG.

1614950

It's an extremely minor flaw found only by your incompetence.

Well done, Jog, your ineptitude breaks websites.

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