Vlog (except not really...)

So, as I'm sure you've noticed by now, I've kind of backed into a corner now with my "signature" move of posting a pony-themed video at the end of every blog post. Because I don't feel like leaving every stupid thing I've ever said up on my page, I've decided instead to just consolidate all the videos I post on this blog, y'know, just in case anyone actually cares about that... I'll add any video I post to this page as it continues on, so check back every so often (you know, if you're a weirdo and actually care about that stuff...).

Rainbow Dash takes time out of her busy napping schedule to allow Starscream to further embarrass Decepticons, and really all cartoon villains, with his special brand of ineptitude.

Amy Rose and Pinkie Pie fight to the death for the title of "Most Annoying Fangirl Ever". The race they're arguing about can be seen here.

The one in which Twilight Sparkle moonlights as a prostitot zombie slayer...

This really should be canon... Why isn't this already canon?

Fluttershy discovers her true calling a 20-year-old joke from a kids show to hilarious results.

Portal + Two Best Friends + Princesses = Win. It's a scientific fact.

The penultimate cover of one of the best Luna songs ever written.

This is just amazing; I pray one day to see it completed...

A tribute to the unsung heroine of MLP. We're all with you Derpy; know that you're always loved...

... There really isn't anything to say about this, except maybe "Why aren't you already watching this fucking amazing video?!".

An ambitious project, and mildly amusing, if a little slow in the beginning...

The AMV Hell of Ponydom... And like AMV Hell, the good skits are hysterical, while the rest is kind of meh.

Don't let the size of this project intimidate you, it is totally worth watching this through from start to finish, even if, like me, you know nothing about the "Phoenix Wright" series going in...

So yeah... I've never actually watched "Attack on Titan" because I don't have time to do anything but read and write these days. I did have a concept that was somewhat similar a few years back, and then this anime happened and I said, "Well, fuck..." That said, there's no denying the OP song is hype as shit, and this guy really went to bat to ponify it and do it well.

I... Actually, I don't really have anything to say about this one; it pretty well speaks for itself...

... Make it happen, Hasbro.

Well... I mean, what did you think she meant...? You perv...

The title pretty much says it all this time around... I don't know about you, but I would watch the shit out of this show...!

Don't think too hard about it, it will only upset you... Just relax and enjoy Derpy in her element.

More crossovers, more awesomeness. Though, personally, I think Sombra would have made a much more compelling lord of darkness, but whatever, it's still awesome. Anyway, I hope the game turns out to be good, I love this franchise so...

Okay... So, normally I hate these things, but this one had me laughing so hard I couldn't move... Mostly because I secretly hate this couple...

Um... wow... Fluttershy I never would have suspected... Actually, I take that back, this doesn't surprise me in the least.

So, that makes about as much sense as Twilight actually being a princess, as she has done absolutely fucking nothing with that so far... Thanks, M. A. Larson... Also, Princess Big Mac disturbs me only slightly less than Princess Derpy...

Goddammit, I hate you Button Mash, you whiny little cunt! Also, what kind of arcade machine was designed to run six hours, start to finish? ... I would totally play that game though; that looked awesome.

Aww, Derpy was so adorable as a filly! I wish I'd known her back then, before flight camp and everything else...

... I will always remember where I was when I heard that our immortal gods were ruthlessly gunned down by a Mr. Mime with a tommy gun for no apparent reason...

Was it, Pinkie? Was it really...? Well actually, knowing her, it probably totally was.

Season four everybody... I would not be shocked at all if the season finale was just twenty minutes of this.

So... there are no buses in Equestria, but there are trains that run randomly through the forests and plains without tracks to guide them... Also, Touhou is weird.

"Little angel, go away; come again some other day. The devil has my ear today. I'll never hear a word you say..." So I guess now I'll have to amend my "Best Pony" list to include Shoulder Devil Fluttershy.

... Well, at least the Crystal Empire's army is actually doing something Celestia...!

... Proving once again that the hardest troll is, in fact, no troll at all...

A little something for you gamer types. While at first glance, it appears to just be a blatant Phoenix Wright clone, this game's nearly three year development has afforded it exceptionally high production values for freeware. Everything about it from the story to the music and voice acting is stellar and the characters feel like themselves even as they maneuver through the mystery setting. It's something every MLP and/or adventure game fan should experience, even if you only watch an LP like I did...