Dec
3rd
2013
The many different last moments I will have when I die in different circumstances. · 3:06pm Dec 3rd, 2013
Die of old age: Make someone near my deathbed take a picture of me as I make a troll smile, and have them post it on the internet with the captions, "Owes millions of dollars to corrupted government. Dies of old age."
If I take a stroll to the woods, and I find some weird stranger running and warning me not to go further, because of a alligator, or something, and I don't believe him, and I go further and get eaten: My last words will be, "WHY?! WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN ME ABOUT THE ALLIGATOR?! WHYYY?!"
Will be updated periodically when I'm bored.
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When dying of any melee weapon: "The only thing I regret is not dodging that ____."
If I die from medical malpractice: "I shoulda known when the doc said 'oops.'"
Pancreatic cancer. "It was the glowing underwear wasn't it?"
Skydiving incident. "Turns out red bull doesn't give you wings."
Fire. "And that is why you should never use a flamethrower in a bathroom."
Diabetes. "CURSE YOU CMC!"
Di-hydrogen Monoxide poisoning. "How is this possible!?!"
The model rocket I launched 6 years ago reentering the earth atmosphere and nailing me. "Curse you subconscious!"
.... I got bored.... and a little tired.