The Ancient Art

Ok, so some ponies out there were wondering, understandably, what in the hay the Royal Guard was getting up to after our beloved Princesses had their little...chat.
Well, that struck me down with a chronic case of inspiration and I simply had to scratch it, kinda like cutie pox but with less French.

So, in the interests of satisfying my itching writers cutie mark and your burning curiosity I humbly present to you all Rock, Paper, Scissors, a brief insight into the most sacred of guards pony arts as told by veteran Night Watch pony Cloud Storm.

I hope it gives you all a slight chuckle or two.