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Hooves Like Jagger


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Apr
28th
2012

Young Mare and Colt Association · 7:54pm Apr 28th, 2012

YMCA - The Village Ponies

Young colt! There's no need to feel down!
I said, Young colt! Pick yourself off the ground!
I said, Young colt! 'Cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy.

Young colt! There's a place you can go.
I said, Young colt! When your bits have run low.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.

It's fun to stay at the YMCA!
It's fun to stay at the YMCA!

There is so much in store, so many things to do
All the young colts will be there too!

It's fun to stay at the YMCA!
It's fun to stay at the YMCA!

You can get your hooves clean, you can have a muffin
Do whatever will make you grin!

Young colt, are you listening to me?
I said, Young colt! What do you want to be?
I said, Young colt! You can make real your dreams,
But you've got to know this one thing!

No colt does it all by himself.
I said, Young colt! Put your pride on the shelf,
And just go there, to the Y.M.C.A.
I'm sure they can help you today!

It's fun to stay at the YMCA!
It's fun to stay at the YMCA!

There is so much in store, so many things to do
All the young colts will be there too!

It's fun to stay at the YMCA!
It's fun to stay at the YMCA!

You can get your hooves clean, you can have a muffin
Do whatever will make you grin!

Young colt! I was once in your hooves
I said, I was down and all out of moves.
I felt no colt cared if I were alive.
I felt the whole world was so jive.

Then somepony came up to me,
And said, young colt, take a trot up the street.
It's a place there called the Y.M.C.A.
They can start you back on your way.

It's fun to stay at the YMCA!
It's fun to stay at the YMCA!

There is so much in store, so many things to do
All the young colts will be there too!

YMCA
It's fun to stay at the YMCA!
Young colt, young colt there's no need to feel down!
Young colt, young colt pick yourself off the ground!

YMCA
Then just go to the YMCA!
Young colt, young colt I was once in your hooves!
Young colt, young colt I was down and all out of moves!


Keep in mind, the Village People were the humans who wrote this song originally.

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