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Smoking Gun


Guy who writes stories when he's bored. And hey, I've got nothing else to do.

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  • 481 weeks
    Why I've been gone... and Why I'm back

    Alright ya'll... I know, I've been gone for a while, let me explain.

    I got a job... on the opposite side of the country. So it's been a big move, one with lots of stuff happening in sequence, but I've settled into my new, well paying job, and I'm ready to get back to work.

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  • 501 weeks
    Only Human: Chapter 15 - Creators Gonna Create Preview

    "Yeah. Keep Talking, you idiot."

    Synergy laid back in her chair and took another sip of wine as she watched Lyra smile and wave on the screen in front of her. Hearing a knock on the door, she rotated her chair to face her guest.

    "And to what do I owe the pleasure?" Synergy asked.

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    3 comments · 575 views
  • 533 weeks
    Think Fast Sneak Preview

    Think Fast is coming soon!

    Keep your eyes peeled.

    1 comments · 476 views
  • 535 weeks
    TV Tropes?

    So... apparently Only Human is on TV Tropes.

    When the hell did that happen?

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  • 537 weeks
    I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

    Something a lot of you might not know about me is that I'm sick.

    Depression. That kind of sickness.

    If you follow my blog, you may have noticed recently I've had some bad times. I come here because I have just enough anonymity to keep to myself, but I'm still connected to enough to feel part of the community. So, I'm coming to you now after something.

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Nov
6th
2013

Only Human Chapter 0 Preview · 2:28am Nov 6th, 2013

Three and a half years ago...

"Everypony dreams," echoed the booming voice through the speakers. "But what is a dream?"

The voice in question was coming from a stallion behind a podium on a stage. He had several hot lights pointed directly at him, but he paid them no mind. His attention was directed at the thousands of younger ponies looking back at him.

"Typically," he continued, "a dream is when we go to sleep, and the random thoughts and images we've had throughout our day come back at us without any sought of filter, becoming something new. That explanation is only half right."

He caught a confused expression from one mare in the front row- taking note of it, he continued.

"Through everypony's life, they get these random collection of images and sounds... we call them family, friends, jobs, experience. And at some point, we dream. Maybe not during sleep, but at some point a random collection of the components of your life are suddenly going to form together in a way that gives you the inspiration you need to create something. And that's what we're here to help you do."

He spread open his forelegs, presenting the building that they were all sitting in. "Welcome to Ponyville School of Art and Design. Here we will give you all the tools you'll need to create something that will make you rich, make you happy. For those of you who don't know, my name is Professor Gaiman, and I'm here to teach you how to dream. So dream, and dream big."

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Comments ( 3 )

Wait, chapter 0?:applejackconfused:

Sounds Awesome!

One correction: "sought of filter"?

HAhahahaha. Professor Gaiman. Oh Neil, if you made a dollar off of every allusion to you, you'd be...slightly more wealthy than you are now.

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