Universal truths.

Mondays are hosers, Privileged is on hiatus, and Andy is chuckling.

Dump your story ideas [here], and maybe I'll write them. Alternatively you can look at the pad to get an idea of what I am currently writing (note: I am slow as fuck, but I have been working on one or two of the submitted prompts).

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[ThatOneWriter]

At some point I'll think of more things to add to the pad. It'll probably be either absurd ramblings or collab ideas.

[Andy Grey]

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Only if you feel like it, man , most of that stuff might never be written.

[ThatOneWriter]

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Well, I would hope you wouldn't write the ridiculous suggestions. If I told you to write a story of the epic adventure of Luna's upside-down chicken hat that she got from the land of yawning centaurs on a cold, sunny Monday in June... Well, would you really be able to write anything that makes any sense out of that?

[Andy Grey]

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Of course! I would turn it into a peanuts crossover, with snoopy's friend Woodstock's cousin as the chicken. He would never talk, but would offer interesting insights into strange situations.
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[ThatOneWriter]

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As much as I detest crossovers... I might actually read that.

Hm. If my ideas are still coherent, then I haven't spend enough time turning them into gibberish! I'm not really sure why it's now my mission to derail your Pirate Pad though.