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RazedRainbow


Inconsistently making my favorite ponies miserable since 2011

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  • 27 weeks
    No New Chapter Today

    It's been a long, looooong time since I blogged, so. Hi. I'm still here. Still exist. My lack of activity is not due to lack of interest but lack of things to say.

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  • 245 weeks
    Chapter Two is Up!

    Chapter 2 of the reboot of Not All Who Wander Are Lost is up and active. Unfortunately, I have discovered that publishing an update of an old chapter does not send out notifications that a new chapter has been published--at least as far as popping up in the 'latest updates' and fimfic notifications is concerned. Honestly, I'm not sure what I'll do with the new chapters of the reboot beyond this.

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  • 246 weeks
    Weekly Wander Update (Week One): On Starting Over


    Thank Tayman for this quality meme.

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  • 247 weeks
    On Wander

    I could start this blog with a long, rambling monologue about what lead to the state of Not All Who Wander Are Lost. Its odd birth, its unfortunate comatose state, long detailed explanations why the fic essentially died so long ago. I'm not going to waste all of your time with that. If you have questions, I'll try to answer them in the comments, but that's not the point of this blog. Instead, I'm

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Oct
26th
2013

Ask Me Anything · 12:18am Oct 26th, 2013

It's Friday, and I haven't done one of these in a very long time (nor have I blogged in a long time... or written anything at all, now that I think about it). So yeah, ask me anything. Do it. You know you want to.

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Cynewulf, Obs, RazedRainbow. Threesome to beat?

What is your favorite pony fanfiction ever?

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How can I take over the site and become the new overlord?

Who is your favorite character based on fanfiction entirely, forgetting any depiction in the show?

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Yes. The Denver Broncos of fellatio.

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Currently, it's The Immortal Game. Depending on how it ends, Harmony Theory may take the throne, but at the moment it's Immortal Game.

1453320 Even I can answer that, because it's simple:

Get Chuck Norris to kick Knighty's ass.:moustache:

What's your shoe size?

whats you're reaction to bad gramer

Would you read an AU adventure story? There is no ulterior motive here.

Will you be upset if one of my questions has a Season 4 spoiler? Don't peak if yes.

What do you think of the Elements growing on trees?

Why did you make Scootaloo's dad German?

Finally, what do you think of bees?

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A life-sized Sweetie Belle plushie.

What is the caramilk secret?

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Ooooh, that's a tricky one. Currently it's Octavia. I can't name any specific fanfiction, but the fanon personality for her is always enjoyable to read.

1453347 Really? Okay, then I shall conquer the world with plushies!! :derpytongue2:

How much cheese could you read with a marble every Tuesday night in a cardboard box?

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What's your shoe size?

Men's 10. Considering my height... well, I look like a clown at times.

whats you're reaction to bad gramer

:twilightangry2:

Would you read an AU adventure story? There is no ulterior motive here.

Yep. I love alternate universe stories, and I love adventure stories, so mixing the two together is like the fanfiction equivalent of cookie dough ice cream.

Will you be upset if one of my questions has a Season 4 spoiler? Don't peak if yes.

Nah. I don't shy away from spoilers unless it's a series finale/the end of a book or movie or game.

What do you think of the Elements growing on trees?

My father lied to me.

Why did you make Scootaloo's dad German?

I'm of German heritage, and wanted to make Scoots come from an immigrent family for reasons long lost to me, so I went with the first thing that came to mind.

Finally, what do you think of bees?

Nic_Cage_Wicker_Man.mov

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The souls of orphaned socks.

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Video games? A bit of a cliche answer, but I'd have to go with Red Dead Redemption.

Regular games? I've always enjoyed hide and seek :derpytongue2:

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Thanks for the info. It's all I needed to create the perfect clown clone of you.

Anyways, why RariDash? It's my favorite ship for reasons I don't understand, so I'm curious.

How old are you, and how tall are you? (I'm gonna keep asking simple questions.):pinkiecrazy:

Have you written/edited/published anything outside of pony fiction? (edited to condense)

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Those monsters!

I must begin to plot my revenge...

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Cold in Gardez's Salvation introduced me to the pairing. Over time, I looked into it, and just slowly fell in love with it. There are a lot of similarities between the two beneath the surface, as well as a very enjoyable character dynamic. Seriously, having those two bounce off each other is too much fun as a writer. Also, it's adorable. That adds points too :rainbowkiss:

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5' 6". 21 years old.

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I have written a couple of fics outside of ponydom that were, at one point, published online. However, younger me deleted them long before ponies came around.

In terms of original fiction, not much. I've written a couple of short stories I submitted to local writing contests, but neither did very well.

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I stand by my man Bruce Lee. Love is a friendship caught on fire.

1453336 Ah yes, I'm currently reading that. It's so amazing.

1453336 Immortal Game is good shit, yes.

'Cept for the last bit. I didn't like how it ended as much as I liked the rest of the story. Not how I would've done it, if it were mine... Eh.

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The epilogue was a let down, but those first 250,000 or so words were so gripping that I forgave it for that.

Come to think of it, nearly all the completed long stories I really enjoyed have rather disappointing endings :applejackunsure:

1453523 I actually don't really like how "Twilight focused" it got near the end period. She was a little too important by that point. I'd have liked to see some of that spread around. It did such a damn good job with including everyone in the beginning.

Anyway, yeah, long stories do that. I imagine there's all this amazing shit going around in the author's head and then he's like "well... fuck. What do I do now? I have to wrap this up just as awesome" and either they've gotten distracted by stuff, they're sick of it already, or the reader's expectations have been ramped so high that there is nothing that would satisfy them.

If there is no sign of the morning coming, and you've been left out on your own, would you consider yourself a RazedRainbow in the dark?
Also why did you never reply to my e-mail like months ago on editing? That was cruel. :rainbowwild:

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Yes, yes it does :ajsmug:

And to answer the second one: I have a terrible memory.

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Salvation was the same for me (the first incarnation, the second one would have converted me in, ahem, seconds if I read it first). It's also the only clopfic I truly respect (I almost never read it, and the only other one I follow is Sleepless's Ponyville University). Dash and Rarity are the most ambitious and passionate of the six, and have the biggest egos. Who says they aren't a match?

Also, it's strange how Immortal Game got me into pony fics, but in hindsight it was heavily flawed (in my opinion, and it might be in large part due to personal taste), and I would never read it if it were published again under a different name. I have no idea why that is.

Anyways, what's your favorite episode of the show?

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Yeah, Immortal Game is not without its flaws. I'm kind of nervous about rereading it because of that very reason. The few times I've reread favorites from the past... yeah, they don't shine as brightly the second time around.

Favorite episode. Heh, funny enough I'm rewatching a lot of the episodes right now because I'm planning on doing a countdown of my favorites leading up to the season premiere. Still, I'll give my favorites at the moment from each season.

One: Best Night Ever
Two: Sisterhooves Social
Three: Sleepless in Ponyville

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I had my editor a.k.a. sister read a few bits from it. Aesthetic even said it himself; the fight scenes were incredibly weak. You're right; I didn't notice this (well, I was growing weary of them, but I attributed that to the length) until I reread it. I refuse to re-read Anthropology for this reason too, because I KNOW I'd be disappointed.

Is it a coincidence that two of those three episodes were about Scoots and Rarity? I need to rewatch episodes, I haven't seen an actual frame of the show in half a year.

Which two ponies do you think would be the most difficult to ship together and if you would attempt it how would you go about it?

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Between mane six characters, probably Twilight and Rarity, mostly due to the small, purple, scaly elephant in the room. I can't really say how I'd go about shipping them. Knowing my history, I'd probably just strand them in the middle of nowhere and poke them until they kissed.

of the mane six, which is worst pony?

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Twilight. Not because of hatred or dislike, but because there are six ponies and someone needs to fill in the sixth spot.

When did you first begin writing? Do you remember the very first story you wrote? If so, what was it about?

And you're still in Rock Hill, right?

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oh? if that's true, then who IS worst pony?

1453775 Yeah having Spike around would make things difficult for a relationship between Twi and Rarity.

Next question: If you could choose, what would be the favourite music genre for each of the main 6? (Hard mode cannot choose Country for AJ, Classic for Rarity or Rap for Dash.)

Top 5 currently-airing cartoon series — Go!

Who's your favorite pony, counting canon as well as non-canon? Favorite of the mane 6?

1453467 ENTER THE RAZED.

Also: are you bigger than you ever dreamed?
and: are you in love with being queen?

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I've been scrawling stories out on paper since the moment I learned to write. Unforutnately, I do not recall when I wrote my first attempts at a story, nor do I remember what it was about.

Nope. Living in Easley currently (up near Greenville, SC).

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It's a close battle between Diamond Tiara and Trixie.

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Applejack: Classic rock.

Fluttershy: All the metal.

Pinkie Pie: Polka.

Rainbow Dash: The Rainbow Dash Band.

Rarity: Showtunes, with a bit of punk on the side when nopony is around.

Twilight Sparkle: The kind of alternate rock they love to play in Starbucks.

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