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Brony Dating Website.... Lol... · 4:44pm Oct 25th, 2013
I saw this on someone else's blog post, and I just thought this was simply hilarious and something I had to share with you guys.
Apparently there's a brony dating (yeah, seriously, dating) website called BronyMate
.....................................Like seriously? Does anyone other than trolls actually use this? Do any of you or anyone you know use this seriously?
I don't care if you do, but I definitely wouldn't. I could not take something like that seriously lolz. I'm probably going to get bored some time and end up trolling the shit out of it. XD
Whatever happened to going out and talking to people?
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Firstly, I am, now that I know of it, just for a laugh.
Secondly,
Talk... to... people? ARE YOU CRAZY!!
Thirdly, you're not dead!!
And finally,I wrote a clop scene involving AJ!!!
I wonder whose blog post that could be...
1452005 Yeah, yours. I didn't think you would care if I didn't put your name in it. I was too lazy to do all the copying and pasting of the link and whatnot. Do you want me to?
1452009 My my, you think I'm offended? Nah, more like mildly flattered. It's all good!
1452022 Lol. Awesome. I also just realized that you must be following me if you saw this blog post... Why? My stories are stupid and terrible. Nobody should follow me lolz
1452025 I followed you because you like to ring around the rosie, silly!
But honestly, I think it was back when I read Aj's math test or something. And saying that your stories suck would be like Metallica saying that they were country. It's rather humorous, but not at all true.
I use it seriously :I
1452027 Haha I guess, well, you seem to be one of the few people on this site to actually understand and/or is interested in me and my insanity. I've actually gotten hatemail before for my silly stories getting featured back in the day (especially with my fic "Twilight Discovers Wikipedia"). Funny how a community that is all about loving and tolerating can do that to you... I just thought it was funny though.
Oh and also did I mention that your Crackfic story is basically my new favorite fic? Truly brilliant. My stories pale in comparison to the grandeur of that fic. Should have a lot more views and whatnot.
1452039 The world is not yet ready for my awesomeness. I too have received hate mail for some of my fics, but I fortunately discard them upon sight. Instead, I shall vie for my power through...trolling.
Besides, you're actually one of the writers I enjoy reading, lol.
1452039
A brony dating site...that's troll bait for sure
1452044 Trolling is the way to go ... A lot of my stories are really just trollfics in disguise with kind of a fimfiction "pop" formula (for lack of better words) with a catchy description and cover image. Some other people have told me that I'm kind of like the Nickelback of Fimfiction... I've had a lot of "hit" or popular featured stories in the past, but they all just kinda suck and and have a pop formula for the people that don't understand/like just trolling and random stupidness, and are not very memorable. A lot of people just hate me too. Like I actually care haha.
And thanks, I appreciate that. I should read some more of your fics, I'm actually really glad I found you.
1452072 If you're looking for trollfics, I have more than a few. There's actually a group for trollfics too, lol.
Interesting website. Me and the girlfriend decided to check it out and look for matches just for kicks.
While the Idea may seem a little silly, it also seems legit enough.
1452081 Yeah, I'm aware of that group. I've been too lazy to join it XD. I should do that now.
And sorry about that last long ass probably uninteresting comment. Sometimes I can get rather talkative and carried away with myself, especially whilst conversing with someone as seemingly awesome as you
1452097 I don't mind listening to people, it's a nice change of scenery from having everyone wanting to listen to me. (or harass me into making more fics even when I'm busy.)
Where do I sign up, and how do I get Executive Level membership? lol
(OK, I have no life
)
1452104 Lol well, if you ever want to talk about whatever, I'm here. Few people actually want to listen to me these days, since I'm pretty sure I have a rather bad rep now with my followers due to annoying them too much with bitchy and ranty blog posts in the past because I was bored. I'm always up for a nice conversation about whatever. I enjoy making new friends both in person and here.
1452120 Damn, are you me? I went through the same thing when I started doing random stalker blog posts and stuff like this, but it's too much fun to resist.
1452122 Haha I doubt it on a personal, non-pony level. Like it says in the bio on my page, I'm not really your typical brony in that I'm not exactly interested in the things a lot of bronies are... and vice versa. For example, I play college baseball and other sports, and I also have weird tastes in music for my age... yada yada yada uninteresting stuff... and I don't really know too many other bronies like that... I don't really know why I'm a brony actually XD... but that's irrelevant here obviously.
I actually sort of take pride in being a rather unusual person.
But on a pony, and maybe even a mental level, probably XD.
1452131 If you're playing baseball on the collegiate level, then I suppose we aren't the same person. (Sorry, Doc, I'm apparently still sane) My friends and I aren't much like bronies either, for the most part. Most of us actually have lives outside of the internet and hold steady jobs. It's actually a little odd, we work on our cars, play football in the park, go hiking, drink beer while hanging out, and somehow choose to sit around and watch ponies together like a group of four-year-old girls for no particular reason. Go figure...
Yeah, that actually sounds pretty cool... I wish I had friends like that. Like I said, I'm in college... so I have a shitton of work and whatnot. And I have plenty of friends and a life outside of the internet here as well, but none of them are really bronies... kinda makes me sad sometimes. I'm very talkative (as you've probably noticed), so it kinda sucks that I can't shamelessy talk about ponies with other people in person like a 4-year old girl.
But that's what going to college parties is for, like the one I'm likely going to tonight lol.
And since you can drink beer I assume legally, as well as having a steady job, I also assume you're a bit older than me haha (I'm 19, almost 20, and not afraid to admit it lolz). Whatevs, you don't have to answer or comment on that. Like I care or judge when it comes to age XD.
I got a profile on there.
Then I left.
The site is garbage, pure garbage.
1452171 That's kinda what I assumed it would be like. Lol. Was everyone a troll?
1451994>>1452005>>1452009>>1452037>>1452048>>1452090>>1452118>>1452171 Now I can anybrony I want without leaving the comfort of my swamp. Thank you guys. d(^_^o)
1452039 And those that sent hail mate need to be shot into the sun.
1452204 Hail mail? You mean like mail envelopes filled with just hail-stones from a thunderstorm? You're absolutely right! That would be so mean, because the ice would probably melt and get the rest of your mail all soggy and wet.
1452233 Hail? What the fuck are you talking abo... What the? How the fuck did that happen?
That's it, no more love for AJ in my story!!!
1452242 But AJ is the best...
1452255 Heh... you haven't seen what I've done to her... or Sweetie Belle... Celestia.... Scootaloo... Applebloom... Spike... Rarity... Twilight... Rumble... Pipsqueak... A random batpony guard... Luna (not much as of yet thought.)... Big Mac... Soarin... Snips... Snails... Blueblood...
It's Flutter's and Pinkie's turn now. DT and SS come soon. Can't think of anyone else that is canon...
Oh, and I worked it out! I meant to put 'hate mail', which turned to 'hail mate'...
Yeah, I done fucked up.
Suppose AJ can get some action once more... Now which hole has he not used yet?
Oh, and Luna is the best.
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Need any more proof?
1452172
95% of the members are men--which in of itself sucks--and it's just a glorified Facebook for everyone to upload their badass wannabee pictures.
You have to PAY for full functionality.
Yeah, pay.
You have a limited number of PM's or chat messages you can send, unless you PAY REAL MONEY. There's other "gold member" bullshit too.
Funny, I don't see Fimfiction or Facebook or--god forbid--Myspace charging you.
throw in the site just being broke and it's no surprise I left.
1452272 I NEED MORE PROOF.
1452292 Well that's shitty. Sounds kinda like chat roulette with the like 95% men lol.
1452341 Okay, you asked for it, you got it!
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Your move.
BWAHAHAHA
*tries to contain self*
*looks at internet again*
GUAHAHAHAHAHAAHJAAHAHAHAHHAICANTBREATHAHAHAHAHAHA
I CAN'T EVEN RIGHT NOW
I JUST CAN'T
1452477 You tried to message me on Skype last weekend and I was asleep lolz.
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'Nuf said.
1452703 I believe I posted that one before, on one of your many blogs that I did the same to. But if you want to play it like that...
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1452690 Lol when? I was dying on the couch all weekend with some god-awful disease. And that, children, is why mama Nama failed a math test. And a science test.
1452720 You did. And that's the best picture ever. Nothing compares.
1452811 Lol I dunno, it just says you did.
1452905 Lol I dunno what I did. I slept and prolly skyped but dun remember it. Sideways slantyface.
I think I heard that there was actually another similar site before this one. I can't remember what it wad called though. :shrug:
But yeah, from what I can tell, a bunch of the people on there went in just to troll but ended up staying for the chance to get a date. Though one user who made a troll account and tried to leave... They deleted their account, or rather went through the steps to do so, and discovered they still receive requests, and the site still has the ALL of info they gave it. Dead serious.
1452178 ALL HAIL THE OGRELORD.
I know, I laughed too.
And then I cringed, realizing that this WAS ACTUALLY A THING.
1453223 NO THANKS NECESSARY!!
Oh God no. Are we actually that ...
I have no need of this. There are plenty of bronies and pegasisters at my school. And there's this thing called asking somebody out in person. It'd kind of obscure these days.