Because he is a tyrant and running this site in manners similar to the Nazi party of Germany circa 1943. He must be stopped and I am employing both the Texas Rangers and Nigerian Navy to assist me. Obviously when he is executed for war crimes and treason against the crown America's economy will prosper once more and I will be a special guest on the Rush Limbaugh show.
So apparently once again it looks like I am headed to the wondrous state of Illinois in my never ending search of drugs and sex and various other illicit activities. Oh and I get to stop in the wondrous city of pizza and murder for about 12 hours while I wait on the oh so reliable Amtrak too! YIPPEE!
How the fuck do I get myself into these sexy misadventures?
1413580 Nah, when I'm depressed, I don't even bother showing up on this site. I just ran out of my spending cash for the next couple weeks before the next paycheck and am not all jazzed up on three cans of Rockstar green apple sours like I usually am.
Story of my life.
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well i give you one fuck too many which is none
1413458 Meh.
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Meh.
1413507 Hail the Shrek or whatever.
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1413509 Shrek is love Shrek is life. Heil the mighty ogrelord
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1413553 Yeah, heil. Meh.
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You okay? You sound depressed as fuck.
1413580 Nah, when I'm depressed, I don't even bother showing up on this site. I just ran out of my spending cash for the next couple weeks before the next paycheck and am not all jazzed up on three cans of Rockstar green apple sours like I usually am.
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Dear fucking god, THIS IS JUST WHAT I NEEDED!!!
I give some f***s to make myself feel good
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