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69 weeks
closure

im not back to write more stories, just to get that out of the way
dont you hate when some writer you used to like just vanishes off the face of the earth with no idea what hole swallowed them up? fuck it's been like 5 years since i was even here. anyways the suspense is devastating
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306 weeks
i posted a thing and also here's a (actually serious) retrospective

aaaaaaaaaaaa i submitted a new thing that should be up soon and im a bit nervous because its pretty out of my comfort zone stylistically. but i hope you guys like it regardless, doubly so considering i did my best to bash it out in four days. big ups to PresentPerfect for the idea (though im sure he regrets it) and for taking a moment
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307 weeks
what in the 20-piece chicken mcfuck is going on

lol this is fucking awkward amirite? let's keep this brief then.
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308 weeks
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clickyclick da image for da source
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541 weeks
will the real chromosome please stand up

Is this thing on?
Good. You're gonna want to see this.
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