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HamGravy


Author of the Tarnished Silver series. I write clopfics with too many emotions in them. My work is very niche, but my readers are a wonderfully enthusiastic bunch, so I must be doing something right?

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Oct
10th
2013

Happy Horseaversary! It's clopfic suggestion time! · 7:11am Oct 10th, 2013

So Monday was the one year anniversary of the ending of Twisted. Yes, Child Abandonment: the Fanfic was a smashing success (or maybe it wasn't, I don't know) but that's not why we're here.

Today is the 3rd anniversary of 10/10/10, the day some ridiculous pony cartoon first aired on TV. It then proceeded to improve and/or ruin all our lives.

It all began when Twilight opened this book about fancy unicorn helmets.

Let's celebrate the way Lauren Faust would want us to: with porn! Written by me!

For the next 24 hours, I'll be taking suggestions for a short clopfic. No epic-length Tarnished Silver-style shenanigans, just a short and sweet celebratory affair. Leave your ideas in the comments! You can make as many suggestions as you like, but please only one suggestion per post.

To keep things fair, I'll pick one suggestion at random by throwing all the reply numbers in a random number generator, and then write it. The winning story will appear here no later than Monday.

Are there rules? Yes, but they are minimal:

* Suggest whatever canonical characters you want, in whatever situation you like. Be as vague or descriptive as you want!

* Background ponies are fine. Anthro or humanized are also fine. Any age and gender is fine. But NO OC'S. Canon characters only. (Characters from the official comics are okay.)

* The only subject matters that are out of bounds are snuff, vore, or necrophilia. Otherwise, go bananas. Even if your fetish is sex with bananas.

* If I don't use your suggestion this time, I might use it in a future story. I also might not! Life is full of uncertainties.

* Yes, I am still planning to write that spinoff story about Indigo Dream's family someday so don't bother suggesting that. It would be too long for this anyway!

* Today is also the 3rd anniversary of the dissolution of the Dutch Antilles. Someone should write a fanfic about that, too!

That's it! Now let's all celebrate a television show created to sell dolls.

Be like BEST FILLIES and mark the occasion by dressing up fancy and ostracizing your classmates!

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Comments ( 24 )

How about those two :rainbowhuh: :pinkiehappy: in an arena with fancy hats that need to pleasure each other for a horny crowd? The Princesses (Except Twilight because it would be kinda creepy but not hamgravy creepy :pinkiesmile:) could clop to them.

Celestia and ... hmm, Twist - analingus. Cause butts.

EDIT: Don't blow it up into Molestia, though. Keep it near-show Celly.

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What about a story where Twilight does something sciencey?:twilightsheepish:

I mean, she has that lab thing downstairs, it seems like a clop cupcakes waiting to happen. :rainbowhuh:

you could have her hook up micro electrodes to the pleasure centers of dashes brain and train her into a pet. :rainbowwild:

you could re-examine the pinkie sense (earth pony magic channeled through amygdala) only turn it into a crazy sex machine thing similar to in my little slave. :fluttercry:

you could have her go after a special somepony but "with science", have her knock out big mac and harvest tons of his sperm for later use.:eeyup:

honestly the possibilities are endless, and I've always enjoyed your stuff in the past so whatever you decided to do will probably be good.

I was thinking, perhaps a story based on this?
(Perhaps without anthro? No clue. You're writing tends to be awesome anyway XD)

Hmmm...

Can't think of anything right now. But I'm glad you are writing more, you are my favourite author on Fimfiction.

have Twilight under hypnosis as she gets ponynapped and impregnated with eggs by Chrysalis.
a nice touch could be to have her released in Ponyville after.:twilightblush:

Twilight gets trained to be a submissive sex slave by a book she reads. :twilightsmile:
maybe she is following the book's steps for science.

and the last one... with Twilight.
She removes all her body hair with magic and walks around in Ponyville at night.
Doing exhibitionism things? hoping not to be caught.

make it a surprise if she gets captured or not(it is the best part).

and it was just twilight now to the other ...
I think I will stop here. so I also have some ideas I can write

Mmmm...there's never enough Spike x CMCs foalcon. Especially in a stumbling around until they get it deliciously right kind of way. That would please me :heart:

My only other suggestion would be Shining Armor and Cadance bringing in Chrysalis to spice up their sex life :rainbowwild:

Celestia and Inkwell from the comics, or Celestia and her assistant Raven.
Need more non-standard Celestia clop.

Painfully large enemas as a BSDM thing/ torture method.
1408826
^this, but make it Luna raping celestia after she finds her doing outlandish things to the socially inept filly.

Horseaversary is now saved in my predictive text! Brilliant. As far as fanfic suggestions I have yet to read a legit Zecora/Applebloom clop so I hope the number generator chooses me!

[TWISTED SERIES SPOILERS BELOW] Though I am unsure why you are here if you have not read it.

Completely unrelated I finished up the foal-rape epic while my my place of employ decided to send me for a super stressful week of work in another city, gotta love IT, and forgot to review. I felt it was the only way that could go for Rarity because I just knew she'd be glue by end of the series. Glad I was wrong there. You may not remember but I am crazy for your unique foal touching, incestuous, high society fashion pony.

I LOVED the dark and twisty angle you took with Celly, most make her a tyrant without taking time to explain the logic. Her ideas were plausible and that's the best sort of madness to me. The punishment was perfect, I got a boner for Lulu's Rorschachian justice there.

I felt the change in pacing was a bit awkward but understandable and not unbearable. It was simply because there was a lot going on. Too much going on in some places which grew a bit distracting from the original point of the series, Silver and Rarity. The use of original characters as plot devices is a slippery slope but overall you came out on the winning side there. Each one was a whole and complete pony with enough back story that you came to care about or hate them. I really really hated the Celestian spy. It was hard to read anything that dude was doing without wanting to punch my monitor. His being ashed was enough for me to click the X on my window and call the story finished.

Anyhow, overall I was okay with the ending. The first four stories in the series will live forever in my pony rape hall of fame and the ending will be just that. I hate to see things end even when I know they have to. :raritydespair:

Celestia and Luna revel it is Equestria's birthday and every pony is invited to Canterlot for a celebratory orgy.

You know, as much as I loved Twisted, this anniversary makes what? A year and half? Two years since you've written something happy? Or, at least, generally happy.

What about an adorable ship fic between best fillies about how DT and SS become a couple juxtaposed with flashbacks about how they became friends in the first place? Seems like it'd be right up your alley.

Silver Spoon (your version from the entire Twisted series) and Princess Cadence.
(After the events of Chapter 28, but before the Finale)
Cadence, in an effort to help reform Silver's now broken view of love, tries to teach her the right way to love someone.
Sliver reverses the situation and comes to make Cadence love being submissive and a sex-loving maniac like Silver is.

:scootangel: X :eeyup:
When Scootaloo asked if he had a special somepony on hearts and hooves, he though Scootaloo was asking him... and he was planning on going with it.
Plot some up: talking his way into her, taking virginity, pulling out to avoid pregnancy/cover her in cum, finally anal to cum inside.
Non-rape, but getting a little forceful towards the end.
BRB I have a boner now.

Ok *cracks knuckles* here's my ideas:

Idea 1: The False Sun.
Queen Chrysalis return's! Not with an army, but with a plan. Casting a spell on herself so in the eyes of Twilight, she was her teacher; Princess Celestia.

Feeding off Twilight's admiration for her highness, she slowly bend's Twilight's mind to do her bidding. Intending to use her against the denizens of Ponyvile, and have her become a weapon against her friend's......

Idea 2: Dark Seduction...
(takes place during "Owl's Well That Ends Well")
Lost in the Everfree Forest, Spike stumble's into a nearby cave where he discovers a trove of gems, but upon going deeper into the cave, he find's himself at the mercy of the queen of the changelings, Chrysalis. Alone and hungry for "love" since her defeat, the only way for him to leave her den alive is to...."feed" her.....

Idea 3: My little Genie, Friendship is Wishes!
(Takes place in an alternate universe)
While in Saddle Arabia, Trixie find an interesting lamp, she soon find's out it houses the pony genie Twilight! However this genie is more interested in her own freedom, and intends to get it through this unicorn....

Idea 4: Seductive Generosity.
Got the idea from this video(skip to 08:27):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTEffMkZ80I

With the rest of the main six captured. Spike try's to sneak into the castle to rescue them, only to find himself in Nightmare Rarity's "private room". Instead of attacking him however, she decides to seduce into instead....

Idea 5: Corrupted Eclipse.
Victorious over both Celestia and Luna, Queen Chrysalis transform's them into both loyal changeling's, as her army take's over Canterlot, she sends her two new general's to capture & corrupt the main six...

Idea 6: You may kiss the bride....
When Twilight spot's Chrysalis hypnotizing her bother, she confronts and attempt's to stop her, only for her to fall under her spell as well....

Sunset Shimmer and Princess Celestia, from when Sunset was Celestia's student.

Also, Rarity and the unnamed filly from Chapter 7 of Twisted:Four Little Foals. A "what if?" side chapter where Rarity takes the overnight train, and the young filly is with Rarity that night.

Well, it's been 24 hours, and I got 20 responses in all. Not bad!

Honestly, most of these are awesome, and if I had Infinity Time I would probably write almost all of them, but...I don't. So let's leave it up to chance!

i.imgur.com/Gx9LgC5.jpg
I'm still not sure what the point of this segment is.

So I had this website spit out a number between one and twenty in the winner is....5!

...who was the one person who didn't suggest anything. :derpyderp2: Sorry, 1409001 , but thanks very much for the kind words. Okay, let's spin the wheel again!

i.imgur.com/fJ18Rgp.png
It looks so trustworthy!

The winner is...16! That would be 1409988 who suggested some Silver Spoon and Cadence shenanigans.

I have never even thought about writing Cadence before, so this should make for an interesting challenge. And I love the concept. Look for the story sometime on Monday.

Huge thanks to everyone who replied. I hope you all enjoy the story!

1411103 holy crap I would have won if I made a suggestion *facehoof* Doh!

I'd like to change my vote [even though I already lost] to Human :raritywink: X Dog :moustache: [with maybe a bit of :fluttershysad: in there too]
Because I haven't found any of that and I am disappoint.
If anyone knows of any please link. Pics or fics, either one.

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