Not Dead Yet · 4:30am Sep 29th, 2013
Oh look, Mother of Invention updated! 
So yeah, I told you all not to worry. The story is still going, and the next chapter will hopefully be out a whole lot quicker than this one was.
Thanks to everyone who's stuck with me and my abysmal update schedule. You guys are the best of the best of the best! 
There's something else to say, too. Some of you might have heard, but I did a call for questions when I reached 200 followers a while ago. The gist of it is that I got (too) drunk and answered all the questions on camera.
It's taken me a long time (sorry), but I finally finished editing together the video earlier today. 
I'll be uploading it to youtube tomorrow, and then I'll make a blog to tell you all about it. So get excited, everyone! You heard my stupid voice when I reached 100 followers, and now you'll finally get to see my stupid face!
That's all the nonsense I have for you, for now.
Remember, tomorrow! Be here, or... be someplace else.
Peace.
Obligatory video:
You're not dead? That's it, I'm hiring a new assassin. Good job by the way.
...That was not the video I was lead to believe would be the obligatory video.
Tomorrow then! Remember kiddies, be there or be a perfect quadrilateral!
well i wouldn't call a month almost 2 a big gap between updates, in all truth i barely noticed
1382182 I agree, it's not like he's got a gap between chapters like I do.
Hooray! The fun has begun!
Imagine loving a girl that is terminally ill...
Spending your nights and days with her, being her all and everything...
For the time that she has left she will have you...
For the time that she has left you will have her...
And then she's gone and you have no one...
She was your all and everything...
She had you...
You had her...
You won't forget the time you spent together. She is still yours.
Huzzah!