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525 weeks
Semi-annual update number the only one ever.

Okay, so here's the deal. I'm not really into ponies any more. The last episode I watched was Leap of Faith, and I turned it off when Flim and Flam showed up. It wasn't hard to see where the episode was going. But here's the deal: I have two stories in the works that I actually wanna finish. So here's what's gonna happen: I'll give you the titles and a summary of the stories, and if one or both
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534 weeks
Show's over, folks. Best pone has been crowned.

I just caught up with this season, and I'm gonna say this bluntly. Maud Pie is the best fucking character in all of MLP.
I'd be totally fine if next season was just Maud reciting poetry for 22 minutes each episode.
Magnifique.
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535 weeks
TwiDance

How come I never see any Twilight x Cadance fics? The only time I see it is usually part of a Twilight x Shining fic. The others just include both Twilight and Cadance, but there isn't any sweet TwiDance action involved.
Why the hell not?
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536 weeks
The Class President Is a Pervert: COMPLETE!

I finally finished it! No, seriously! Go check it out! Click this link, ya bastard!
I know, I know, about fuckin time. I have a really good excuse, though: I'm lazy.
Wait, that excuse is shit.
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542 weeks
AAAAAARGH I'M SO STUPID.

GUYS. SERIOUSLY YOU GUYS. I'M AN IDIOT.
FLUTTERSHY IN A HIJAB. UGH. WHY DIDN'T I EVER THINK OF THIS AMAZING COMBO?

COME ON.

OH MY GOSH.
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Sep

8th

2013

Story tiiiiiiiiiiime~ · 11:55pm Sep 8th, 2013

Hey everybody! How's it going? It's been a big day for me. I worked at 7am, helped a buddy of mine edit his newest story, wrote about two thousand words of my own, and had dinner with my grandma.
Oh, and I submitted a new story for approval! Like literally five minutes ago!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

And as an apology for abandoning my previous story after a few lame chapters, I've made this one extra-good. Not to brag, or anything.

Anyhow, it's called The Class President Is a Pervert (click the link to find it after it passes submission, hopefully). It's a humanized fic that takes place at Ponyville Boarding School. It stars a nerdy Twilight Sparkle and a sporty Rainbow Dash. The first chapter is titled Can Delinquents Even Read? So that should give you an indication on the amount of fun I'm having with it.

Here's the cover art:

It was originally drawn by the amazing emlan over on DeviantArt, so check out their page for more artsy goodness.
I have five chapters planned which will release at a pace of "seconds after I finish the chapter you'll be able to read it," so stay tuned!