Preview of the New Story I'm Writing (Just to Tease You All) :D · 11:24pm Sep 4th, 2013
“Can you BELIEVE the gall of that music teacher this morning?” said Diamond Tiara, sitting on her elegant canopy bed with Silver Spoon, spending the night like most Friday nights.
Silver Spoon looked up from the book she was reading, wrapped up in the pink sheets.
“I know, what was that about?” said Silver Spoon.
“I know. Like ... so yeah, we were talking during class. I’ll give her that. I don’t care, but I’ll give her that.”
“Right.”
“But then she just goes off like that. Saying all that ... what did she even say?”
“I dunno, I naturally tune out what teachers say.”
“Heh, I know, right? But yeah, it was something like ... ‘Didn’t your mothers teach you any manners?’ And I’m like, ‘My mom didn’t teach me crap, so what?’”
“And you could, like, totally tell she didn’t know what to say to that. Unicorn witch.”
“I mean, that’s how it is. You sass with me, I’ll sass you back.”
“It’s like... you know, the golden rule. Do to ponies what they would do to you.”
“That’s right! And she did me. So I did her right back.”
“Well ... no, I don’t think she did you. I think you get arrested for that.”
“Well she ... oh, shut up!”
Silver Spoon giggled.
“You’re a total skeeze, you know that?” said Diamond Tiara, laughing. Diamond Tiara snatched the book from Silver Spoon’s hooves. “I think you’ve been reading too many trashy romances lately.”
“At least I CAN read, idiot,” said Silver Spoon, laughing too.
“I CAN read, I simply choose not to.” Diamond Tiara looked at the cover. There was a bat pony stallion wrapping an Earth mare up with her wings. “What is this, anyway?”
“It’s about bat ponies. In this they’re like vampires. From the moon.”
“Oh yeah, that’s totally not dumb. I’m enthralled.” Diamond Tiara rolled her eyes.
Silver Spoon’s eyes shot down, red reaching her cheeks. Diamond Tiara bit her lip. She might have over did it ... not that she felt bad or anything. Just ... well, she might have over did.
“Well ... well, I dunno,” said Diamond Tiara, forcing a smile. “I mean, the bat pony stallion looks hot. I guess.”
Silver Spoon relaxed a bit.
“Huh, I thought you thought colts were gross,” she said.
“Well, they are, but he’s like ... nice gross, I guess. You know, decent for a guy in a book about bat dong.”
Silver Spoon chuckled.
“It’s not about bat dong,” she said.
“Oh really? IS there bat dong in it?”
Silver Spoon smiled and her face turned red.
“I don’t see what that has to do with anything,” she said.
Diamond Tiara could hardly hear her over the sound of her own laughter, as she fell back on the bed.
I can't really tell what this is about, but it's well written nonetheless. Once I know more, I'll decide whether or not to read it.
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The premise is basically Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon end up having to be watched by Applejack for a week and, as a consequence, end up around the CMC FAR more than either group would like.
This first section from the first chapter, however, is mainly just DT and Silver Spoon screwing around. Basically this is what they're like when they're not messing with the CMC.