I have returned · 9:07pm Aug 26th, 2013
I HAVE BENN FREED BY KNIGHTY! YES!
BTW, the new fanfic I'm making is called 2 ponies 1 car. It's about Sport, a nerdy inventor, and Windwaker, an alcoholic, who travel around Equestria in a car that they live in. Heavy clop is involved with Vinyl with Wind and Octavia with Sport.
>:)
Holy shit
O.o
Who's dreaded of my return? >:)
Question: Why there's a car in Equestria and how can a pony safely drive it?
1309963 Me. Jk, how's it been?
1309965
Hooves.
1309960
I KNOWZ!
1309963
Actually I want to see if you can write a decent story without making it purposely bad.
1309966
Ok, I guess.
I don't have Skype anymore.
Or possibly YouTube
1309970 Hey, I'll pm you about something, m'kay?
1309971
Um, sure?
1309968
Have you ever drived a car? Or payed attention to how you drive one? I don't think hooves are a good way to control a car. And you didn't answer how or why there's a car in Equestria.
1309975 I've driven a car, and I can honestly say that if they can grasp party stuff with hooves, they can also drive.
1309975
Sport made it.
Really, you're going to try clop? Why?
1309979
Yeah, but there's a reason trains and carriages exist in equestria. Cars don't exist.
1309960 Link him the fanfic.
1309980
No he didn't.
1309984
Sport made the first car
1309985
He already commented on it.
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I've tried it many times. And failed completely
1309984 Trains predate cars for a reason. They obviously understand the concept of steam, but have yet to refine crude oil into anything manageable, or figure out how to drill it in the first place.
1309989
That's why I'm wondering why you're trying it...Clop is something that someone with your skill set (or lack therefore) and of your age really shouldn't attempt. Not just because of your age though, but because it will suck.
1309991
Wasn't there at some point in history a steam car?
1309980
So you better explain how because I can't picture a single pony being able to build a functional car all by himself.
1310000
He just did
1310000 Yes, but it sucked monkey balls. Hehe, four 0's in your comment number.
1310001
That will make for a story with plenty of thumbs downs. You can't just have a major plot element and just slap a just because on it. It's an instant turn off.
1310001
Okay... so for another question what does power the car? As Vengeful Spirit point it out the closer that they have of fuel is coal.
1310025
Probably coal.
Also, it's an alternate universe story.
1310031
Again, as Vengeful Spirit point it out cars moved with coal were shit. And you know that a car needs a constant replenished of fuel, right? Specifically considering that their gonna make what sounds like a country wide run.
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Oh Comet Tail
We are soooo different
1310069
Yup, I like clop, but this is kinda, I don't know, sadistic? I prefer clop with plot. Clop without plot is fine by me, just plot is my forte.
1310121
Yeah...
Wait if you are a girl.... How do you jerk off.....
1309970 :\
1310153
Girls can finger one's self, that's what I do. Or you know vibrators?
1310201
Oh hai.
1310203
Dildoes always work.
1310212
I'm sure you have quite the selection to use on yourself.
1310210 Herro.
1310201
Yeah, I remember that that he blocked me in Skype, just for makeing a joke about me being the only one who wanted to helped him in his
a very VERY bad rip off of Double RainbowPower Puff Girl meets MLP.1310210
Oh hell no
Please stop talking about sex
1310271 .-.
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It's ture
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