An apology to Umachan and FIMfiction · 10:38pm Sep 7th, 2013
I am truly sorry for falsy accusing Umachan of threatining my family and other things.
The reason why I came to FIMfiction was to write fanfiction and shareit to the world. But I got complete shit, and got into flame wars.
Now Umachan's "Girlfriend" has sent me a message basicallty saying that he'll charge legal action if i don'tdelete the message and apologize...
Umahcan, I still fucking hate your guts, but I don't want to get to any legal action.
If Knighty is reading this, then I'll say this: I only came here to write stories, not to troll. Olease don't ban me.
So, yoi forgive me?
I have a good felling about this, I hope you change now!
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Thank you.
I ope Umachan reads this and comments this.
If not, I might not sleep at night.
1334556 What have you said?
1334561 What a shame static.quickmeme.com/media/social/qm.gif
1334553 Sometimes I think Umanchan is the real asshole!
1334568 I think not... well, he is sometimes, but Theater was just being dense. Oh, and Theater, stop deleting my comments for fuck's sake!
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HE IS!
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Shut the fuck up.
I'm trying to get out of Umachan's bullshit legal action and you just spit in my face and call me an asshole when Umachan's the real asshole?
DO YOU WANT ME TO GET MOTHERFUCKING BANNED?
There's is really just 3 people here? We need more furfags for the flame war!
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1334576 In this case, I do. You've deleted two of my comments; two comments, being sincere to you. What were you expecting!? I'm the first one to know that this is all crap, and shit, and the only reason you did this was just because you wanted to escape Umachan's wrath!
You aren't being sincere! You're being a hypocrite! A malingerer! Pretentious bastard! If I were to be banned because of the reason of harassing you, I'd show them the proof I have; tons of proof that shows that TheaterCritic didn't change at all!
There seems to be a lot of tension building up here. Perhaps we should relax and each have a Jill Sandwich.
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You know that deleting comments and saying stuff like that is what got you in trouble to begin with...
I don't really know either of you, but I know enough to say that you aren't really helping your case...
Putang ina mo! Mga batang katulad mo ay walang karapatan magkaroon ng respeto! Wala kang kwenta! Sinasayang mo ang panahon mo sa paghingi ng respeto, pero ikaw, hindi marunong magbigay!
Sana naman may marating tong mga sinasabi ko sa iyo, kasi parang walang epekto. Yung utak mo kasi, liwagan mo ng konti; nakakahiya kasi eh.
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Fuck, I laughed.
Then, he's banned again.
And the banhammer has been swung.
I come back at the tail end of all this to respond to the PM he sent me.
Then I see he's banned. I guess this should be a lesson not to mess with my sweetie. He might be an asshole, or a dick as he prefers to be called, but he doesn't mess around. I should go tell him the good news.
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Spread the joy! Also, hope you two special someponies have a happy life!
You got banned again, ja?
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Almost a thousand words of rambling truth await all that choose to read this.
From one Lord to another, I highly doubt his ability to change. Now, he could easily prove me wrong, but it'll be a long and difficult journey (for him).
I don't know why he's making this decision right now, even though he said Umachan's girlfriend has said she'll take legal action. It's very likely that TC has fucked up royally and gotten hinself in deep shit, but that would take a lot of work. Like, seriously. You'd have to be threatening to break in, rape, torture, rape again, murder, rape yet again, shit and piss on all of them, and then eat the entire fucking family for someone to want to take legal actioan against you. Plus, this is all on the internet for Christ's sake!
I'm not saying that Theater Critic did or didn't do any of these things, but, until I've seen some of these "threats", I think that Umachan has taken this whole thing too far. Apologies to you, Uma, if this all happens to be true (or you're even reading this).
Enough, let's move to this whole "Writing vs. Trolling" thing.
Theater, you've written several stories, but, as much as it pains me to say this about any writer, you seem to just shit these things out, and not like the shitting someone like Darf does, where all of the stories seem to come out rapidly and are all quite well-written. You shit out stories that are just that; shit. Big, steaming, smelly, chunk-filled pieces of shit.
They all have incredible potential, but you never try to get anything done with them. When someone offers constructive criticism, you seem to clump it together with the hate you kind of deserve. You never take the initiative to find an editor or a prereader. All you do is keep what you like (which seems like very little), and delete what you don't. True, this is kind of what writing is like, anf you don't have to like everything everybody says, but you should still take it all to heart, good or bad.
That's the writing, on to the trolling.
I may not really troll anybody myself, but I know enough to say that what you do is quite possibly the furthest one can ever get from trolling. What you seem to do is pop up in the most random of places, then make people feel terrible. It can be argued that that's the whole point of trolling, but you take it that one step that doesn't make it fun anymore.
You're saying that you don't troll, which is still true, but let's take a look at what happened earlier, just so we can knock out this whole "I somehow get into flame wars" and troll thing all at once.
Somebody asked for critique on their art, and you popped up saying that it was obviously a Mary Sue. You had no background knowledge or anything about the character, but you still came in to put him down. Then, when someone came in to call you a hypocrite, which is what you were being, you insulted them. You then proceeded to insult them, even getting the owner of the thread to tell you to stop.
I've got nothing more to say about any of this than what I've already written, mainly because there's nothing else that needs to be said. You don't seem to take anything to heart, and what you do is an insult, which you then reply to with insults, and then you verbally get your ass kicked.
Hopefully you read this rambling, and then think on what you've done.
I hope to see you actually change in the future.
1334576 Okay I have no idea what's going on, but please... calm yo' tits
1334570 And you, once again i have 100% NO idea what's going on, but I can understand why you're mad.
Based on the information I'm seeing, Theater is being a douche, and Umachan is being a slightly less of a douche. Something above Asshole and below Douche. I'll think of a word later.
Point being:
THEATERCRITIC 100% Douchness
UMACHAN 67% something...
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Not even a nice slice of Jill can make me feel better, man.
*cough*pussy*cough*
That is all. Equestria is ours.
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Oh, this must be serious.
1334604 Aye, do that plz
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It is. I'll need at least three cookies from the jar to make myself feel better.
I have absolutely no idea what's going on, here.
1334678 The lesser you know, the better.
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From what I can tell about the situation so far, I agree with you.
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I'm no fan of Theater Critic, but you should also tell him that he was sorry.
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O rly?
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Not at you you pretentious cunt.
To umachan.
1334689 I know. And how was I a pretentious cunt? Care to elaborate?
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1334703 The ride never ends!
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No thanks.
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You're not yourself when you're hungry Lord of Nothing. Here, have some of these.
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Your apology could use a bit of spell check. Just saying.
1334717 And thus, proving you're wrong.
1334717 Wow, good job throwing around insults you can't be half-assed to bother backing up. You didn't even use pretentious in the correct context.
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Thanks, dude.
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I wonder what's your stake in this? I mean no offense but what we have here is a newly created account, member of one group started today and you're not a member of any groups, following or being followed by Umachan or Theater Critic raises some questions. How would you know he's sorry unless you're somebody close to him.
And if that's true, can you tell us why it is that Theater feels the need to call out Umachan constantly in everything he does and blame him for everything that goes wrong in his life?
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Well, I'm not close to him. Heck, I don't even know him.
But I feel both anger and sadness for him
1334549 Wow so many maggots disliked my comment. It wasn't even a insulting one.
BE RESPECTFUL PEOPLE! This is the brony cummunity! Love and tolerate!
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