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523 weeks
The new story has landed!

I can't remember if this site informs followers when new stories have been made, I've been away for so long. Instead of researching this, I have decided that it is a better use of my time to inform you this way. Do not question me.
You can find the story here.
That's all for now, folks. This is TheFIMguru, signing off.
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523 weeks
New story inbound

On one of my drunken misadventures I wrote a short gangster-esque thing revolving around the Apple Family, just over 1000 words. I ended up polishing it a bit and giving it some more thought, bringing it up to FiMFic standard. I thought it would be a good idea to tag it "Dark" since there'll definitely be some grim subjects cropping up later, but for now it's just some mild blood and gore.
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523 weeks
Nobody tongues my anus but me!

I have a stupid friend who likes to mess around with my computer while I'm not in the room. This friend is an irritating git who, for some strange reason, I happen to like enough to not pummel him for the blog post he posted yesterday on my account. Nobody tongues my anus but me, nobody!!!
I'm changing my password.
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529 weeks
So... I just uploaded EVERY song I haven't published yet.

Just what it says on the tin! I uploaded another... six new songs? That's a total of ten now. They're only on Soundcloud at the moment since it's such a hassle to get YouTube to cooperate, but free downloads are enabled, as usual. Go check it out if you like. It's a mix of smooth, relaxing instrumental stuff and electronic idiocy. Enjoy!
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531 weeks
Another song upload.

Just uploaded another song. It's been a while since I last made an upload so I didn't bother wasting time with the voting and just picked one at random. It's only on Soundcloud at the moment since I'm ill and can't be bothered to spend ages getting it ready for YouTube. Anyways, sorry about all the clipping at the beginning. Did as much as I could about that, but it wasn't enough. :/
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Aug

24th

2013

YES! FINALLY, INTERNET!!! A whole week was too long. · 1:09pm Aug 24th, 2013

I have returned, and you know what that means! That means that both Eternal Flame and Reality Hits you Hard should be updating soon, and that you get to hear more of my random ramblings. I found an uber sexy and swagolicious straw hat on my travels up north. Thought you ought to know.

That's all for now folks, this is TheFIMguru signing off.

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