Allow me to do a quick shill

Hey everybody, I have something important to talk to you about. It's huge, Earth-shattering news. Are you ready? You're not ready, are you? It's okay, I'll tell you anyways.
Ahem.

ICARUS THE OWL IS RECORDING A NEW ALBUM!!!!!

Wait, you don't know Icarus the Owl? Geeze, next this you'll tell me is that you don't pay attention to the Portland indie rock scene, gosh.
Basically, Icarus the Owl is a kick-ass band that one of my best friends is in. He's a cool guy, they're all cool guys, together they make sweet sweet music. They have two albums so far and, as I mentioned so subtly, they're working on their third album.
Here, give this a quick listen.

Mmmm so good.

Not convinced?

Now you are.

Why am I posting about this? Well, it's the biggest news of the year, duh. Also, they need your help!
They're asking for $8,000 on Kickstarter right damn now to fund their new album! Please please please give them at least $1.
Look, there's 100 of you guys who think I'm at least a marginally talented smut author, and I've never asked anything of you, (except to stay classy) so consider this my one and only request. Please give these guys at least one single dollar. Personally, I'm giving them $50. If I had the money, I would give them $5,000 and get the home cooked meal.
$35 gets you all of their albums. SIGNED. It's a frikkin STEAL.

Here's the page, please find it in your heart to donate.
Thanks so much for listening to me rant!

Comments

[Dead Account 19]

If I had any money whatsoever, I would not think twice, sadly, however, I do not. Should I ever procure some, I'll give some to 'em.