• Member Since 15th Mar, 2013
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TheFIMguru


I'm that teen-aged Yorkshireman with the vast collection of hats and a pair of mutton chops.

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  • 521 weeks
    The new story has landed!

    I can't remember if this site informs followers when new stories have been made, I've been away for so long. Instead of researching this, I have decided that it is a better use of my time to inform you this way. Do not question me.

    You can find the story here.

    That's all for now, folks. This is TheFIMguru, signing off.

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  • 521 weeks
    New story inbound

    On one of my drunken misadventures I wrote a short gangster-esque thing revolving around the Apple Family, just over 1000 words. I ended up polishing it a bit and giving it some more thought, bringing it up to FiMFic standard. I thought it would be a good idea to tag it "Dark" since there'll definitely be some grim subjects cropping up later, but for now it's just some mild blood and gore.

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  • 522 weeks
    Nobody tongues my anus but me!

    I have a stupid friend who likes to mess around with my computer while I'm not in the room. This friend is an irritating git who, for some strange reason, I happen to like enough to not pummel him for the blog post he posted yesterday on my account. Nobody tongues my anus but me, nobody!!!

    I'm changing my password.

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  • 528 weeks
    So... I just uploaded EVERY song I haven't published yet.

    Just what it says on the tin! I uploaded another... six new songs? That's a total of ten now. They're only on Soundcloud at the moment since it's such a hassle to get YouTube to cooperate, but free downloads are enabled, as usual. Go check it out if you like. It's a mix of smooth, relaxing instrumental stuff and electronic idiocy. Enjoy!

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  • 529 weeks
    Another song upload.

    Just uploaded another song. It's been a while since I last made an upload so I didn't bother wasting time with the voting and just picked one at random. It's only on Soundcloud at the moment since I'm ill and can't be bothered to spend ages getting it ready for YouTube. Anyways, sorry about all the clipping at the beginning. Did as much as I could about that, but it wasn't enough. :/

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Aug
16th
2013

I'm off to learn the ways of business. (Obscure reference is obscure) · 11:46pm Aug 16th, 2013

Eeyup, you heard right, I'm fucking off to Northumberland for a week, so no updates till then. I'll post another blog when I return to my duties to let you know when I'm back in business, but until then, you'll have to find a way to survive without me. XD

That's all for now folks, this is TheFIMguru signing off.

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Comments ( 5 )

You're off to learn nothing, you stupid cunt. You're going to sit on your arse in a "villa" (shed), and watch the sea go in and out for a few days. and maybe you'll go and sit in a field and do nothing, just for a bit of variety.

Basically, I'm here to say you won't be missed in the slightest, so you can fuck off without telling the world. wake up sheeple! This is how paedos get people! you will now be stalked to northumberland and raped in your sleep.

kill yourself. lots of love, me.

Is the title a reference to Ash's Retarded Adventure?

1904456 Holy shit, you got it! It only took half a year for someone to stick it in a comment.

1904789
I honestly liked that Poop better than the original Poop. Especially the Chai Kingdom part. Loved Super Mario Land back in the day.

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