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TheFIMguru


I'm that teen-aged Yorkshireman with the vast collection of hats and a pair of mutton chops.

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  • 521 weeks
    The new story has landed!

    I can't remember if this site informs followers when new stories have been made, I've been away for so long. Instead of researching this, I have decided that it is a better use of my time to inform you this way. Do not question me.

    You can find the story here.

    That's all for now, folks. This is TheFIMguru, signing off.

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  • 521 weeks
    New story inbound

    On one of my drunken misadventures I wrote a short gangster-esque thing revolving around the Apple Family, just over 1000 words. I ended up polishing it a bit and giving it some more thought, bringing it up to FiMFic standard. I thought it would be a good idea to tag it "Dark" since there'll definitely be some grim subjects cropping up later, but for now it's just some mild blood and gore.

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  • 522 weeks
    Nobody tongues my anus but me!

    I have a stupid friend who likes to mess around with my computer while I'm not in the room. This friend is an irritating git who, for some strange reason, I happen to like enough to not pummel him for the blog post he posted yesterday on my account. Nobody tongues my anus but me, nobody!!!

    I'm changing my password.

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  • 528 weeks
    So... I just uploaded EVERY song I haven't published yet.

    Just what it says on the tin! I uploaded another... six new songs? That's a total of ten now. They're only on Soundcloud at the moment since it's such a hassle to get YouTube to cooperate, but free downloads are enabled, as usual. Go check it out if you like. It's a mix of smooth, relaxing instrumental stuff and electronic idiocy. Enjoy!

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  • 529 weeks
    Another song upload.

    Just uploaded another song. It's been a while since I last made an upload so I didn't bother wasting time with the voting and just picked one at random. It's only on Soundcloud at the moment since I'm ill and can't be bothered to spend ages getting it ready for YouTube. Anyways, sorry about all the clipping at the beginning. Did as much as I could about that, but it wasn't enough. :/

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Aug
14th
2013

Only bad new this time :/ · 7:25pm Aug 14th, 2013

So... I just got smashed in the face with writers block. Also, I'm going on holiday for a week on this Saturday to a beach villa in Northumberland with no internet connection so I wont be able to do any writing over there. Aren't I just your favourite author right now?

A further expansion on the writers block predicament would be for me to say that I'm stuck on how to connect the beginning of both my fics to the next big section, and that's it. I just can't figure out how to make a smooth transition from one section to the next, even though I have the full storyline worked out for both Eternal Flame and Reality Hits You Hard. Hell, I've even go a fucking sequel planned out for RHYH, so it's even more irritating than usual writers block.

Anywhorse, the bad news doesn't stop there, when I get back from holiday I'm going to be working my ass off, so it's gonna be even harder to pump out more chapters and fics, but when I'm on holiday I promise I'll keep on thinking of ideas on how to make that desired transition for both fics. Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye.

Welp, sorry for all of that. That's all for now folks, this is TheFIMguru signing off.

(Pls don't hate me)

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Comments ( 5 )

To be fair, the first chapter of Eternal Flame doesn't really go anywhere.

open the dictionary on a random word and try writing a short story about it, should help with the writer's block. Also, it's a bit of a bad situation if you think you need the internet to write; people have been writing for a long time before that existed. :pinkiegasp:

p.s. "beach villa" get yooou. :unsuresweetie:

1285123 Wow, thanks man (JK) Also, it WAS a prologue.

1285297 Thanks for the advice, also, you jelly? :trollestia:

1285376

Yes, except prologues tend to be short, vague scenes set way before the start of the fic, designed to create intrigue. If you'd done a bit about the guy being born, maybe alluding to his "secret" with snippets of conversation, that would have been an epic prologue.

The prologue you've given us reads like a first chapter, just sayin'.

Also, as an addition to what 1285297 said, here's a list of good prompts. Go wild.

1285418 flying fuckbarrels that's a lot of prompts.

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