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523 weeks
Semi-annual update number the only one ever.

Okay, so here's the deal. I'm not really into ponies any more. The last episode I watched was Leap of Faith, and I turned it off when Flim and Flam showed up. It wasn't hard to see where the episode was going. But here's the deal: I have two stories in the works that I actually wanna finish. So here's what's gonna happen: I'll give you the titles and a summary of the stories, and if one or both
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532 weeks
Show's over, folks. Best pone has been crowned.

I just caught up with this season, and I'm gonna say this bluntly. Maud Pie is the best fucking character in all of MLP.
I'd be totally fine if next season was just Maud reciting poetry for 22 minutes each episode.
Magnifique.
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532 weeks
TwiDance

How come I never see any Twilight x Cadance fics? The only time I see it is usually part of a Twilight x Shining fic. The others just include both Twilight and Cadance, but there isn't any sweet TwiDance action involved.
Why the hell not?
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534 weeks
The Class President Is a Pervert: COMPLETE!

I finally finished it! No, seriously! Go check it out! Click this link, ya bastard!
I know, I know, about fuckin time. I have a really good excuse, though: I'm lazy.
Wait, that excuse is shit.
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539 weeks
AAAAAARGH I'M SO STUPID.

GUYS. SERIOUSLY YOU GUYS. I'M AN IDIOT.
FLUTTERSHY IN A HIJAB. UGH. WHY DIDN'T I EVER THINK OF THIS AMAZING COMBO?

COME ON.

OH MY GOSH.
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Aug

8th

2013

Taking a bit of a break · 3:27am Aug 8th, 2013

Hey all, how ya doin? You may have noticed that I haven't been super active lately. Well, that's because I'm taking a bit of a break.
See, I write better when I don't feel pressured, or like I "need" to write another chapter. I see this clopfic stuff as my way to unwind from all the other shit I do on a more constant basis, you see. So I'm sorry if I'm breaking someone's heart out there, but future updates to Big Mac's Rainbow Party are gonna be somewhat slow. I know exactly what I want to do in each of the remaining chapters, but whenever I try to write it down, it turns out pretty crappy, and you all deserve better than that.

tl;dr
Updates gonna be slow for a while.

Have a stupid sexy dancing Rarity.