MrHappyFace's history channel spectactular! · 8:37pm Apr 4th, 2012

Rick was sitting at the counter of his pawn shop being reletivly bored. No customers all day, how very odd he thought to himself. He turned his head when he heard the door to his shop open and in walked in Giorgio Tsoukalos (The Ancient Aliens guy) he had a brown paper bag in his hand.

"How can I help you?" Rick asked Giorgio.

"Well, I would like to sell proof of Ancient Aliens to you." Giorgio said with a smile. Rick nodded and tried to humer the lunatic so he would go away faster. Giorgio reached into his bag and pulled out a silver cilinder that had a pin sticking out of the side. Rick's eyes widened and he had just enough time to say "OH SHIT!" before Giorgio pulled the pin, releaseing a cloud of sleeping gas into the pawn shop.

When Rick awoke he found he was lying next to Chumlee (Or however you spell his name) and the Old Man. All three of them were naked. He stood up and looked around. They were in a medow, it was britly colored and looked cartoonish. He turned around and saw six cartoon ponies staring at him. Before he could say anything Giorgio (Also naked) jumped out of butt fuck nowhere carrying Derpy. He laid Derpy down and started to Fuck her grey pussy as hard as he could.

Rick knew this was wrong but he had an overwhelming desire for gay sex building up inside of him and he walked over to Chumlee and started to ass fuck him.

"Rick! What the hell are you doing?" a very confused a Chum asked. "You know I like to be penetrated in my ureathra!" Chum yelled Before he could say another word Twilight came over and used her magic to streatch his penis open incredably wide, and then inserted the Old Man in it head first, leaving his waist and erect dick sticking out.

"That's better!" Chum said as his dick's walls enclosed the Old Man. Twilight then sat down next to the fornicating Pawn Stars and began to Suck the Old Man's dick. Rick looked over at Giorgio who was now jaking off to the sight od Derpy eating out Dinky's pussy. Giorgio started rubbing harder and harder until he shot his load (Which was neon Green BTW) all over Dinky and Derpy. His face then turned to a look of sheer horror as he said

" Oh my god! I forgot! My hair! it's a Fluffy Pony!" he screamed as he realized that he was about to- scratch that he just exploded. Twice.

Dinky came into her mom's face and then Derpy yelled "Derp!" as she pulled out a nine iron and gave Dinky a good whack with it, sending her spireling into a GIANT FAAAANN. Derpy then yelled "DERP!" again and began to eat out of Rick's ass, shoving her tounge way up into his rectum, being careful to eat all his shit.

Rarity was about to leave out of boredom when the american Pickers came out of nowhere. (I forgot their names, SRY) The fat one grabbed Apple Jack and started to plow her ass, AJ moand in pleasure as his fatty dick ravaged her anus. While the tall, skinny one, grabbed Rarity, started choking her and fucking her pussy violently. Rarity could only croak out "Please, stop!" before she died of suffocation.

Meanwhile Pinkie Pie tackled the lead invesigater off of Finding Bigfoot and started to rape him mercilessly. She screamed in pleasure as she forced his dick father up iinto her vagina. Just as she was about to cum she pulled out a glock and capped his cracker ass in the face.

"Yay!" Pinkie yelled "I'm a nigga now foo!" she said as she shot Fluttershy through the eye. Fluttershy started to dance around preaching about the good lord Satan untill she strangled herself to death with her tail.

Meanwhile in the human world Mr.HappyFace was writing this story and then the lead story writer of Mass Effect 3 busted down his door and yelled "I know how to perfeclty end this story bitch!" He pulled out a taser and tased Mr.HappyFace (Honestly I probably deserved that.) and then grabbed the laptop out of his hands.

Mean while in the pony realm Rick was about to orgasm into Chunlee's ass when